Be sure to hang it by the chimney with care next Christmas. Santa would see I truly appreciated his gift and may give me more. I could start a collection. I'd have to get a bigger freezer though...
2006-12-13 14:15:45
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answered by Randirion 3
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Buy a pine box and ship it back to the jolly elf himself.
2006-12-13 14:13:58
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answered by pq4u72 3
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Hey pack the elf up and take him to Walmart for an exchange or gift card!
...those guys will take ANYTHING back.
2006-12-13 14:14:57
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answered by Sara 6
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Well I'd probably try to stuff it back up the chimney and hope that some how it would be picked up and taken back to the North Pole for a proper burial.
2006-12-13 14:15:49
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answered by Marenight 7
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Report him to the 'Elf and Safety.
2006-12-13 14:13:49
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answered by Anonymous
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I would throw him into the fireplace with another log..I need to keep the house warm..it works for me!
Burn Baby Burn!
2006-12-13 14:13:19
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answered by Anonymous
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I'd wonder if it had anything to do with Tim Burton. And save it for Hallowe'en.
2006-12-13 14:13:28
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answered by mithril 6
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I would wonder.... what the hell did i do to santa. Then make a lava lamp wit him.
2006-12-13 14:15:01
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answered by Davito 2
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I'd get the man that stuffs deers and stuff to stuff it and hang it on my wall and show it to everyone!!
2006-12-13 14:16:39
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answered by Becky<3 6
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Scream and call 911
2006-12-13 14:16:24
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answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7
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