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They ate too many McDonalds. Seriously, ppl need to lay off the fatty foods and exercise. Being thin is normal.




Wait a minute- I just realized something. WE'RE the other ppl!

2006-12-13 12:52:16 · answer #1 · answered by bebeeangeldust 4 · 2 4

I heard this from a friend who has connections in the "Immaculate Society for Emaciatied Emulators" New Jersey chapter 23. He said the skinny people are communicating with highly intelligent, passive aggressive underground molepeople that live high atop the mountains of Uranus. Once a month, when the moon is full and the brown cows turn thricely in the cornfield, a fat actor is chased up the maypole after the farmers dog does the Argentine Tango in the world competition and comes in third, behind Mario Lopez and a shaved chimp. At the top of this maypole is a big jelly doughnut filled with spinach. When the fat actor reaches it and is disgusted with the prize they fall backward to the ground into a giant vat of tomato puree made with tomatos hand picked by Venezualan hookers who have not had relations for three days prior to the aforementioned full moon. At his time the molepeople transform the fat actor into a skinny, tight, and young superactor. This is where they are coming from. Why they are doing it is too frightening to reveal! Don't let that thing in the closet get you (unless you're into that kind of thing)!!

2006-12-13 13:03:37 · answer #2 · answered by warriorclan 2 · 0 0

It's important to be healthy, not skinny or obese. Does this mean that if I'm not tight,skinny I'll never be a celebrity? I'd rather be happy and healthy. Great question!

2006-12-13 12:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by DB 5 · 1 0

the form marketplace makes use of ladies who're stick skinny, because of the fact the designers choose the clothing to look stable like they might fabulous on a hanger. when you consider that those women are those employed to positioned on the clothing, they get photographed for the magazines and grow to be the commonplace of elegance to the wide-unfold public.

2016-10-14 21:50:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Maybe all those young, hot, tight and skinny celebs all have AIDS. HIV. Human immunodeficiency virus. A retrovirus.
http://hivinsite.ucsf.edu/
http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/default.htm

2006-12-13 12:54:47 · answer #5 · answered by InTROLLigent 3 · 1 0

Who Cares?!

2006-12-13 12:52:52 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Right 4 · 2 1

the others are living a happy and content life

2006-12-13 12:52:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

What "other people"?

2006-12-13 12:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by Nicole 5 · 1 0

dunno i think that if it was opposite day that they must have gotten that call that tells them to be a fat lard! ahahaha!.No i really dont know probably stayed the same or became jealous and are working on it to.
buh bye

2006-12-13 12:53:56 · answer #9 · answered by DiSTuRBeR 45 1 · 0 0

those other people are either dead, or right, skinny and very hot.
Kapeesh?

2006-12-13 12:52:14 · answer #10 · answered by ♥hollywood honey♥ 2 · 2 0

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