Go to the end of the cue.
2006-12-13 11:45:26 · 11 answers · asked by your pete 4 in Dining Out ➔ Italy ➔ Naples
This is in the Italy - Naples section....why!!!!!
2006-12-13 23:15:21 · answer #1 · answered by SP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good.
i managed to squeeze out the old
"need any chalk" joke a couple of weeks back.
i was soooooo pleased!!!
best snooker quote?
"for those of you watching in back & white, the pink is the one next to the blue" ??!!!!!
something like that.
best snooker joke told by Ray Reardon (ex snooker pro).
a man is having an affair.
worried that his wife will find out, he phones one of his mates.
goes home to his wife in the early hours of the morning after putting snooker chalk on his shirt and just behind his ear. he was told to do so by his mate but wondered why.
"where have u been" says the wife.
"I don't want to lie to you, i've been having an affair, i'm so sorry." says the man.
she looks him up and down and notices the chalk behind his ear and on his clothes.
"YOU LIAR !!" she shouts........
"You've been playing bloody snooker all night" !!!!!!!!
2006-12-13 20:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the end of the cue. sorry, that's an old one
2006-12-13 20:07:23 · answer #3 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im 44 plus vat i must have heard that a thousand times boy that old one
2006-12-14 07:00:35 · answer #4 · answered by compo1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty dreadful , but brought a smile
2006-12-14 07:19:09 · answer #5 · answered by Gervs 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that about 20 years ago.
**yawn
2006-12-13 20:00:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry your joke is a load of balls.
2006-12-13 19:57:10 · answer #7 · answered by Loo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doctor: "Tell me, young man, what colour are you, or is that question not politically correct ?"
2006-12-13 19:57:20 · answer #8 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll bet you hate triangles and have a fear of pockets too.!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-13 20:01:33 · answer #9 · answered by suzy c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So bad it's good.
2006-12-13 19:48:26 · answer #10 · answered by moijesuisunepommedeterre 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋