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you don't know how many kids he messed with since he delivers presents all around the world.

2006-12-13 10:48:27 · 19 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

how do you know he isn't? you don't want to know his dark side. Fairyland!

2006-12-13 10:50:35 · update #1

19 answers

Hard to say he does like a lot of children to sit on his lap.

2006-12-13 10:52:36 · answer #1 · answered by campmor 3 · 1 2

You're kidding, right. I don't believe that he did some kind of stuff while delivering presents. Besides, he never went to any kid's bedroom to do that. Why would Santa become a pedophile when he had Mrs. Claus got Santa's back at the North Pole?

2006-12-13 10:59:36 · answer #2 · answered by jonnyd 2 · 0 1

SANTA CLAUS IS A SAINT DONT YOU BE DISSIN MY HOMIE HE DOESNT purely provide supplies you TO little youthful ones all and dissimilar is acquainted with in case you nevertheless believe IN HIM YOU GET supplies you and aspects its about the Christmas spirit hes the picture of Jesus... ^_^

2016-11-26 01:39:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

not a pedophile maybe a elfophile. have you notice that they are all males. mrs. claus is getting some thats probably how they breed. one female, mrs claus, and all the elves mate with her.
sorry just kidding
merry christmas.

2006-12-13 10:53:59 · answer #4 · answered by suzy moon 3 · 0 1

the dude hangs out with elves in little green tights all year, how so how do you that the jollie fat elf doesn't get his jollies from the elves? not unless you were one of the children he messed with...

2006-12-13 10:54:20 · answer #5 · answered by girl_of_your_dreams_1331 4 · 0 1

all though kids who sit on his lap and... hey why is michal jackson walking by dressed as santa?

2006-12-13 10:50:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

no thats pretty messed up even thinking that

2006-12-13 10:50:15 · answer #7 · answered by switchplate2003 4 · 2 0

YES!!! he knows when you are sleeping? he knows when you've been "bad" or "good" ????
come on people think about it!
he's practically Michael Jackson!!!

2006-12-13 10:50:20 · answer #8 · answered by leafy_c2i2 4 · 0 1

I know huh
he could be going through your laundry stealing panties

2006-12-13 10:49:48 · answer #9 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 1 1

only if hes michael jackson

2006-12-13 10:52:14 · answer #10 · answered by jvg49er 6 · 0 1

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