hey my what do you think of this (as a joke)?

Question

Nations of the World,

I thee for state to resume myself that Iamadoofus….being of unsound mind and body and therefore state the rights that I have foolishly placed upon myself. I shall now recite the new and refurbished motto of my established country, state and other various territories. “I pledge allegiance to queen fragg, and her mighty state of hysteria and to her republic for which is fat…one butt underdesk with unliberty and non justice for none. Let These Words Ring Forever True Across the Sea and its Nations that the United States of I Rule shall now and forever been ruled and reigned by Me as myself and henceforth will be treated as such.” To start with my new crowning glory I shall now recite the Rules, Laws and Specifications of the United States of I Rule.
#1 No Licking Door Knobs
#2 No Spitting in Public Swimming Pools
#3 There will be an annual Thumbsuckers Conference held every third Tuesday of every third Month
#4 Do not Swallow YOUR GUM!!
#5 Satellite

Answer 1

not too funny