what is your best ever revenge story?

Question

oh it is a delightful dish served cold....

Answer 1

Well not my story, I can't stay angry long enough to get spring into acts of vengeance, but here's a couple that I've heard. I reckon they're more urban myths myself:

1. Man cheats on girl. Girl finds out. While man is away on business she packs up and moves out of house. Before locking the door for the last time she unscrews the knobs on the curtain rails, inserts raw prawns into them, and reattaches knobs. Man comes back 2 weeks later to house full of rotting seafood stench, but can't for the life of him work out where the smell is coming from.

2. Same deal as above except she sprinkles grass seed all over the expensive carpet, brings in hose and gives it a good watering. Man comes back to a lawn where his exi carpet used to be.

3. Same deal as above except she calls the speaking clock in China and leaves the phone off the hook.


But the best one:

A farmer comes home to find his wife screwing a travelling salesman. He knocks out the salesman and when he awakens he finds he is in a barn with his d!ck in a vice. The farmer approaches him with a knife.
Salesman says "Oh my God, you're not going to cut it off are you?"
Farmer hands him the knife and replies "No, you are. I'm just going to set the barn on fire!"

Answer 2

I manipulated a person into spending thousands on me after they left me cashless for a month.