You know, the most vile, disgusting, or offensive thing that ever assaulted your ears?
What was it about? And did you find it funny?
Don't tell the joke, just give a one or two word answer as to what it was about, and whether it made you laugh at the time.
2006-12-13 08:41:21 · 5 answers · asked by Neerdowellian 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OK...
"....fell in the mud!"
I laughed so hard! I still have tears in my eyes...
2006-12-13 08:44:22 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Two Amish women are digging up potatoes and one of them holds up two potatoes and says "These look just like my husband's balls." The other woman says "Wow! They're that big?" the first woman says "No, they're that dirty!"
A man takes his father to the doctor.
At the office, the doctor tells the old man, "I'm sorry, sir, but you have lung cancer. You'll be dead in a year."
On the way home, the old man turns to his grief-stricken son and says, "Quit all that cryin'! I'm not depressed. I've lived 75 great years. How 'bout you and me go to my favorite bar and have a couple beers with my friends?"
So while the guys are having their beers, the old man breaks the news to his friends. "Fellas," he says, "I'll be dead in a year 'cause I got AIDS."
On the way home, his son asks, "Dad, why did you lie to your friends?"
His dad replies, "'Cause when I die, I don't want them trying to **** your mother!"
2006-12-13 08:56:17 · answer #2 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there have been 2 farmers riding alongside a avenue in a ute. one turns to the opposite, features out right into a padock and says "simply there may be in which i misplaced my virginity". the opposite farmer laughs and says "oh fairly?" "yeah. i used to be going at it, and subsequent factor, i appear up and her mum is status there, looking me along with her daughter!" "oh sh*t mate. what did she say?!" says the moment farmer. "baaa" lol. a person travels to a faraway African tribe in which he remains to write down a ebook on tribal lifestyles. after approximately a 12 months, the Chief of the tribe's spouse offers delivery to a white youngster. the leader is livid, he unearths the author and says "i am approximately to kill you mate! my spouse simply had a white youngster and you are the one white fella to have handed right here in years!" the author thinks for a moment then starts to give an explanation for "no, no, no mate. you've gotten all of it mistaken. i have not touched you are spouse. it is a normal incidence, that youngster ought to be an albino. it generally occurs.." he can see the leader is not shopping his tale so he says "it is like how each from time to time a black sheep will likely be born out within the paddock. it simply occurs". the Chief sighs and rubs his head "very well" he says "i may not say not anything approximately the white child for those who say not anything approximately the black sheep correct?" haha.
2016-09-03 16:43:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well there was a boy and mom and dad and the mom and dad were having a fight and they called eachother a b***** and a bast*r and the boy asked what it was........ and they said a b****is a boy and a bast*r is a girl..........later that night the mom was like put your peenis in my fagina(ewww) and the boy was like what is that...and she said it is a hat and scarf and then the next day the mom was cutting the turkey and said 'fuc*' cuz she cut her finger and the boy was like what does that mean and the mom said it means i am cutting the turkey..........then the door bell rings and the boy goes to the door and says "welcome bit**es and Bast*rs, may i take your peenis'es and fagina's? my mom is in the kitchen ******* the turkey" stupid joke! my neighbor told me that......its worng
2006-12-13 08:47:47 · answer #4 · answered by Chris and Shahana 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pigs are dirty and so am i i havent took a bath in months
2006-12-13 08:46:17 · answer #5 · answered by juggums 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋