a song about a turkey being invited for christmas dinner?

Answer 1

i know that song but i can not find a thing about it online i was trying to download it .... it goes I've been invited for christmas as a turkey i am blessed ....... i think it is either called i've been invited for christmas or The Turkey song if you can find it anywhere please let me know because i can't find it anywhere

Answer 2

Christmas Turkey Blues by Arrogant Worms Lyrics

Hey kid, why the long face
Is it cuz Santa Clause is flying right over your place
You've been a bad kid all year
So quit you snivellin' sucker and wipe up them tears
You don't deserve a damn thing
You're not even cute and your attitude stinks
It must suck to be you
Nobody likes you so what can you do
You think you got problems kid, you think you got strife
But come each December do you fear for your life
I'm your turkey so your troubles are small
I'm stuffed on your table, I'm a tasty butterball
I've got the christmas turkey blues
If you got your necked ripped out then you'd have them too
I've got the christmas turkey blues
You chase me and waste and baste me and taste me and drown me in gravy too
You sir, you look like heck
Didn't you get your Christmas bonus cheque
Or maybe your woman left you
Ripped your heart right out of your chest and spat on it too
Is that why you're wreaking of gin
You look dishevelled and there's drool on your chin
You thought that this love would laugh
But she said Merry Christmas baby and she booted your ***
Well that's tough for you mister, too bad about your ordeal
How about getting stuffed in the wintertime, see how you feel
I don't get to yank no bones or make me a wish
It won't be long til I'm just some scraps on a dish
I've got the christmas turkey blues
If your butt was stuffed and roasted then you'd have then too
I've got the christmas turkey blues
You chase me and waste and baste me and taste me and drown me in gravy too

"The Turkey Song" Parody by Phil Alexander

It's the time of year
Now that Spring is getting close
All that Christmas food
Starts to smell and decompose
For the fridge is stuffed
With what's left from holidays
The bits you hate, hate, hate
Now exude a purple haze

From the sitting room
To the garden shed as well
No matter where you hide
You cannot escape the smell

Moul-
dy-
Turkey in the fridge
And it's tickling your nose
See the christmas pud
Changing into something gross
Here is lemonade
That no longer has its fizz
There is something green
But you don't know what it is

Skin two inches thick
That is covering the cream
It's so flaming tough
Use it for a trampoline
There is slime galore
The salami's growing ears
The casserole began
To start opening your beers

The cling film is dissolving
The Christmas ham's revolving
I think that it's evolving
To something else again...

Moul-
dy-
Turkey in the fridge
And it's getting up your nose
Hear it glug and ooze
Starting to metamorphose
Now there's tentacles
That are opening the door
And a trail of slime
Heading cross your kitchen floor...

It's got lemon eyes
It's got tendrils that were bread
A tomato nose
On a mouldy pumpkin head
Think it ate the cat
And dissolved the microwave
And though you try to run
It's too late... you can't be saved

Keep yourself alive
Running upstairs to the shower
It comes through the plug-
Hole, it's starting to devour....
And there's no escape
Think it's time for you to die
Luckily you wake
"It was all a dream", you sigh

Answer 3

Turkey Christmas Song

Answer 4

I don't think these are the ones. The one I want is from the point of view of a turkey being invited for Christmas. He is worried about what to wear and they tell him not to worry, they'll dress him. I've been after that song for years myself. Hope somebody can tell us something.

Answer 5

No. But how about "Grandma got run over by a reindeer". It's a country song. I don't know who sings it but it should be just as good!

Answer 6

oops i did it again