I have a list of tricks and need help on how to train him
* pickpocketing
* playing dead (great for picking up chicks)
* Walking on a leash
* going for the jugular on my order
* passing me the remote
* using the potty
* peeling his own dammed banana
well that is a start
anyone have any suggestions
(yes yes- i know i am asking a wierd question so dont call me wacked out, weird a freak and what ever else you want to call me so save your breath- hey this is a fantasy world why cant I ask for fantasy help?
2006-12-13 08:18:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Pick pocketing - make him watch OIiver over and over until he has the Artful Dodgers moves down pat
Playing Dead - make him listen to James Blunt until just the first few chords of any song will put him into an instant coma
Walking on leash - good luck
Going for the jugular on order - that's MY trick and there is a secret word that only I know, you'd better be good or I'll sound it from a megaphone from down here
Passing the remote - he's a male - they don't share remotes
Using the potty - again, good luck
Peeling his banana - he already knows, he's just lazy
NB - You have angered the war counsel with this question
2006-12-13 09:34:34 · answer #1 · answered by LadyRebecca 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wing Chun Is the choice I would take. Drunken monkey is only a fraction of an old system. If you were to learn the whole thing, Tiger, Crane, Dragon, etc. it would be worthwhile. I don't have any idea where you could find someone to train you in such an arcane art. Study by yourself is a recipe for bad habits. I would recommend you find a good teacher.
2016-05-23 20:17:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure but I did hear they are having a 2- for-1 sale on them over at the Emerald City.
2006-12-13 08:23:34 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Quest 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you are a wacked out, weird'o freak BUT that would be a cool monkey!
2006-12-13 08:21:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You need the ruby slippers and the wicked witch of the west's broom...once you have those, I can give you tips.
2006-12-13 08:26:33 · answer #5 · answered by Fivens 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋