No reply from an agony aunt - why?

Question

Dear Dierdre,

I've never written to you before and I am not exactly sure how to explain my problem, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

Let me start at the beginning, I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

There have been many of the usual signs. The phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

Lately I stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk. She screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

Bob

Answer 1

Dear Bob,

It must be sorted out immediately. You cannot afford to allow such a thing to continue. Who knows where it will lead. You should also realise that in the long run it may cost you a lot of money if you don't get it sorted. I should be interested to hear how you get on and may I suggest that you take a long holiday on your own and ride your Harley as far away from that silly wife of yours as possible.

Yours truly, John (Deidre is out with the girls - again).

Answer 2

I am absolutely pissing myself after reading your question. Lets call a spade a spade here, she is cheating. Fix your bike and get rid of the wife, but is that really the problem. LMFAO.

Answer 3

that was hilarious you had me going for a second. i think that if you have a warrentee on your Harley then don't try to fix it your self you void the warrentee if you screw up but if not see how much it would cost to get your whole bike checked out to see if it is a larger problem.good luck with your bike.

Answer 4

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Answer 5

That was awesome!!
Dump the wife and fix the bike

Answer 6

ask your wifes boyfriend to fix!

Answer 7

lol....definately take it back to the dealer....If I were your wife, I would send you back where you came from as well......

Answer 8

You should be able to replace them yourself.

Answer 9

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