How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

Answer 1

place the sign...then have the grass grow around it

or

tunnel underneath the grass and push it out

or

rent a crane and hover over the grass as you install the sign

or

'run' on the grass at installation (semantics)

Answer 2

I have a theory... the property owners rent a crane... a man (like in Mission Impossible) rigged out on high tech gear dangles from the end of the crane. With a great deal of effort he pounds in the "Do not Walk on Grass" sign. This is a very pricey service, as it is very important not to disturb the individual blades of grass or to subject them to undue pressure. Gravity is against them already.

Please note that the mowing procedure is even more complex.

(Either that, or the buggers walk on their own grass.)

Answer 3

The original sign reads "do --- walk on the grass" then this guy, once the sign is on it's place, paints the "no" and walks away inmmediately !!

Answer 4

Well they are usually put on the edge of the grass, but for the ones that are actually in the middle, they are put there before the grass sprouts.

Answer 5

They use helicopters and hover a few hundred feet above the grass and then throw down the signs with great force, hopefully not hitting any innocent bystanders or guilty ones for that matter.

Answer 6

They are put there before the grass grows in or after it is installed.

Answer 7

seeds are planted just like grass an they grow an sprout up with don't walk on my grass

Answer 8

whoever put it there was the last person to step on the grass

Answer 9

they put them there... they can walk on grass ONCE... they just dont want tons of people onthe grass.. wrecking it

Answer 10

they hire people with freakishly long arms to reach over and put them in the ground. well, that or hover boards. there's really no other reasonable explanation