2006-12-13 07:08:49 · 13 answers · asked by TheDudeAbides 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
TRUE STORY: My mother's pacemaker came with a lifetime guarantee.
2006-12-13 07:15:07 · answer #1 · answered by Don R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who's lifetime. If it's the one in the box, then the guarantee would be up before it even began.
I used to work at a cemetary, and in the unfortunate event that someone had to be exhumed, the coffin and vault was always filled with water.
2006-12-13 15:12:52 · answer #2 · answered by x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple.The person who can complaint is the coffin user,right.Now,can the user complaint about the coffin?No. That is why coffins have lifetime guarantee.
2006-12-13 15:13:52 · answer #3 · answered by Mario Vinny D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some coffins have lifetime guarantees, but they cost double
2006-12-13 22:42:04 · answer #4 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Believe it or not, caskets do have guarantees. I thought it was funny the first time I heard it, but they do. Mostly 15-20 years.
2006-12-13 15:11:53 · answer #5 · answered by JustMe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they fall apart after a few months in the ground
2006-12-13 15:10:20 · answer #6 · answered by Kelly Bundy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are purchased by live people, not the dead.
2006-12-13 15:10:56 · answer #7 · answered by Barkley Hound 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they dont, they cant cos thay cannot last a life time,
2006-12-13 15:11:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
None that I know
2006-12-14 17:37:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it would out last your rotting corps
2006-12-13 15:11:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋