get him a world map? buy him an education?
Be precise, the best ideas will be sent to the GOP.
2006-12-13 05:58:53 · 18 answers · asked by Nic 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
thanks all for all your precious input! some very good ideas in there...
unfortunately, I can only pick one best answer, and I chose to shine the light on an answer that proves me wrong: some republicans did go to college... but what he learn then??
2006-12-13 21:44:33 · update #1
I don't need your help thank you. I happen to be very well educated, MBA and I have a very high awareness of the world around me. Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones, my friend. So what level of education do you have. What kind of a contribution to society are you making
2006-12-13 06:04:25 · answer #1 · answered by only p 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. Show them a picture of Hillary Clinton and say “Because of your incompetence this hag may actually become President of the United States in 2008 !!! Get your act together you idiot !!!”
2. Tell them to stop spending OUR money and taxing citizens into the ground. If you want to act like a Democrat… then change the R after your name to a D.
3. Shrink the size of Government drastically by getting rid of the Social Security Administration, the Department of Education, the Enviornmental Protection Racket… err Agency and fire just about every bureaucrat in the State Department. That would be a great start.
Scorpius
2006-12-13 06:15:22 · answer #2 · answered by Scorpius 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Send them the board game Clue.
Tattoo a arrow on the palm of their hand from the lateral edge to the base of their thumb. So they always have a reference to which way is up.
Provide a gift certificate for Prozac.
Go big Red Go
2006-12-13 06:07:56 · answer #3 · answered by 43 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Take my order at McDonald's and not ask me if I want an apple pie with that, because if I wanted an apple pie I would have asked for one.
Cut my grass.
Pump my gas.
Not ask if I can spare some change.
By the way I have an education....that I worked for...unlike some people in the US...
2006-12-13 06:07:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. Treat him to lunch to show appreciation that he is paying taxes.
2. Thank him for serving in the military (76% of the military is republican)
3.Shake his hand and tell him that he is a real American.
2006-12-13 06:04:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Give them a list of free countries, so they can find another place to live if the democrats turn the USA into a socialist or communist country.
2006-12-13 06:05:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
get them a list of transexual secretaries
give them a life time membership in the Untied Nutbars Association
a listing of all the pages email addresses
2006-12-13 06:17:55 · answer #7 · answered by paulisfree2004 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cut off their cable or sat. TV and deny them their fix of fox news then send them to deprogramming camps where they will learn compassion and love for all men and women
2006-12-13 06:15:31 · answer #8 · answered by Unfrozen Caveman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here's my advice to Republicans:
Save & invest as much money as you can, because the Democrats are going to hurt working people.
Most Democrat Voters don't work, so the Democrat Politicians won't be hurting them when they raise taxes.
2006-12-13 06:03:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Teach them;
humility
humanity
decency
2006-12-13 06:11:54 · answer #10 · answered by truth seeker 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋