I have decided today will be bathroom humor day. What is your most embarassing moment in a bathroom? My moment was using the only available stall -- which happened to be the handi-stall, and unloading with such a fury and thunder that would not flush. I left my unflushable mess of anoffering to the poo gods to find a wheelchair bound fellow heading towards me and the stall. I hung my head and quickly exited the bathroom, foregoing washing my hands... I think he put a bounty on my head after that incident.
2006-12-13 05:57:13 · 12 answers · asked by ExpertOfNothing 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I used to have horses when I was a child and the barn where we boarded them did not have a bathroom so anytime I needed to plop out a log I would have to walk down to the creek in one of the pastures. I was down there one day, getting ready to take care of bidness..............I looked around..............no one in sight..............I assumed the position and FIRED AWAY! I didn't want to leave the log just lying on the bankside, so I grabbed a twig and started rolling Mr. Tootsie into the creek. And who should appear as I am rolling Mr. tapered ends ..............but the boy I liked. Didn't get a Valentine's Gift from him that year!LOL
2006-12-13 06:05:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My best friend is a cop, and he weighs like 280. He went in to use the bathroom stall in the police lobby. This dad then brings his very young daughter in there. He is trying to go the bathroom, and you know how kids are, so the kid comes up and peeks in the crack in the door and says "Daddy, what's in there?" My friend was in full uniform, with his walkie talkie going and everything.
2006-12-13 06:02:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 01:09:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went in to the only halfway clean bathroom and then realized there was no tp. I had to wait til the next person came in the bathroom and asked them to slip me some under the door.
2006-12-13 06:02:19 · answer #4 · answered by TR 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I was a teenager, my younger brother learned to jimmy open the bathroom door and snap a picture of me on the toilet. When he married at age 30 he gave me all the pictures he had taken of me on the toilet.
2006-12-13 06:01:37 · answer #5 · answered by smartypants909 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
first off a big BAH HUMBUG to the people who call you immature for sharing that story.
Secondly, I don't really have a good one, but holy cow you guys made me laugh. You all tell some great potty tales I must say.
2006-12-13 06:09:10 · answer #6 · answered by My Dog Rowdy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well i was cleaning the womens bathroom one day and a women was on the cell phone i knocked before i came in and there was no answer so i started moping the floor and the woman came out and said what are u doing in here boy was i embarassed!!!! i said i was sorry and i waited outside until she came out .
2006-12-13 06:04:34 · answer #7 · answered by richardstz19 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
once i went to a BBQ and ate like 293872 lil pork ribs. I had 2 guys inthe car... and I didn't make it home. I had to lose that pair of underwear.
2006-12-13 05:59:50 · answer #8 · answered by Let there be JIMBO 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep it to yourself next time
2006-12-13 06:02:19 · answer #9 · answered by devora k 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Keep it to yourself, you don't decide anything for me....all you're doing is letting your ignorance and immaturity come thru....merry xmas....
2006-12-13 06:02:13 · answer #10 · answered by bobemac 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋