2006-12-13 05:44:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
I know what you could do.. try shoving it up your bottom.
2006-12-13 06:11:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Have you tried cooking with it? It's cooking chocolate so you can't just eat it raw. Put it in a pot and keep it on low heat for about 10 minutes. Also, if you're looking to use it as a razor, don't try it at this time. Bring to a FULL boil before using it as a razor. Here's another tip: Gillette makes a soothing cream that smells like mint...I bet it tastes like mint too. I would recommend trying them together. You can thank me later.
2006-12-13 09:21:12 · answer #2 · answered by Reens 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question is valid and I see your problem: you purchased a chocolate razor phone which only work on Afro-American males.
You are White, Mr. 3 inch.
Solution?: return the chocolate razor and get a vanilla one!
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2006-12-13 05:46:53 · answer #3 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Alright mister 1 inch, u need to go and buy a new blade for ur phone, and if u wasnt to eat it, u have to take off the hard metal cover (its really really hard ull never bit through it) BUT BE WARNED if u eat it, theres no getting it back
2006-12-13 07:05:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a phone. it's not both a razor and a phone. 'razor' is just the name of the phone. geez you're just as naive as rose nyland from the golden girls.
2006-12-13 06:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by Christ Follower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The problem is that you are 4 aces short of a full deck!
2006-12-13 05:46:53 · answer #6 · answered by Mikey ~ The Defender of Myrth 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"The problem is :It's not a shaver. It's not chocolate either. It's
a phone!" okay. Did that answer your problem.
2006-12-13 05:49:49 · answer #7 · answered by Cheyenne 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I cracked up on this one, all u other people that couldn't take a joke need to lighten up.
2006-12-13 06:45:41 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's impossiblr to cure a fool...I guess that's true.
2006-12-13 06:23:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say call customer service up and complain... I'm sure they'll laugh
2006-12-13 05:51:58 · answer #10 · answered by Jyse 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What? That's false advertisement LOL:-)!
2006-12-13 05:48:02 · answer #11 · answered by StormyC 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋