If you were the leader of the universe, what would be the first thing you do??

Answer 1

Enlighten beings that have no true knowledge of the Universe.
That would be a start.

Answer 2

Well, fisrt, put something inside of the Bush's head;

second, create, using magic, a way for people no to die;

third, create a distant planet for the Argentine people to live on (alone);

fourth, do my country turn into a better place to live and work;

and five, to make Africa continent a true human territory, where aids is not present, where food exists abundantly for everyone, where all secular religions are respected by all peoples, where good things of life - such as cinema, iPOD, ice scream, internet, safe sex, rock 'n roll (the 80's!!!), you know, all this things are possible and at hand there (for every one!).

I would, lastly, do all people of the world know Meat Loaf American rock band, specially their album "Bat out of hell II" (I don't know yet the third one).

Eventually, I would do those things if I were the leader of the univese, because the leader of it could do all these and much more, given that, if it is what it is supposed to be, then it has all the power (more then G. W. Bush).

That's it.


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Answer 3

Make sure everyone in the universe knew without a doubt I was the leader. No pussyfooting around, letting this info get spread by word of mouth.

Answer 4

I would force all tv networks to only play reruns of Magnum PI. But only the ones that have at least 15 minutes worth of Higgins.

Answer 5

Leave the universe alone.

Answer 6

I would destroy Microsoft. I would promote Open Source and force people to use Linux which I'm using now. I've been linux for 2 years. So, I'm kinda geek like. So, I'll tell everyone not to call me a "geek". I'll uncover the secrets of the universe and well, destroy it.

Answer 7

I would make a many years plan to ensure the survival of all living species for as long as it could be.
This plan would be consisted by laws and jobs.

Answer 8

First, I'd make everyone dress up like pirates (because pirates rule so much), and I'd have robots do everything (except for the work my slaves do; they'll be doing something pointless like trying to save the whales or something to that effect to keep them busy). Then I'd put all nuclear waste in Alabama (since the water there is already contaminated; how else can you explain all the birth defects? Inbreeding? Oh wait.. nevermind).

Then I'd pass a law that made it mandatory for everyone to vote for me in every election (so I'd always win, bwahaha). They could, however, vote for someone else, as long as I knew who it was so I could bribe them ahead of time. Every once in a while I might fix the votes so it looked like it was a close election, but then I'd always win (because I'd pass a law saying so) to give people false hopes.

Next, I'd take all the toys and candy in the world and put it in my pure ivory palace (I don't know what it is about endangered species that makes such great furniture), and I'd play with them all by myself, until I got bored five minutes later and burned them in front of all the kids I took them away from. I'd also take down all the TV and Radio stations and put up just one instead. I'd call it the "Submit to me or I will burn your house down and destroy your family" channel, or STMOIWBYHDADYF for short. It would play my brainwashing tapes for at least 25 hours a day (directed by environmentalists, since they're so good at brainwashing), and shameless propaganda for the other two. Oh yeah, days now have 27 hours because I said so.

I'd do irrational things like make it illegal to go swimming on certain days, like it is now in Utah, and censor all forms of self expression by making freedom of speech (especially pornography) illegal, so conservative parents can go to video stores without being burdened by supervising their children. I'd make a holiday to exploit love, and make people buy silly little cards and boxes of candy to express their feelings for loved ones, except Valentine's day is already taken. I'd make my birthday a universal holiday and make everyone pay me a "privelage to be ruled" tax. With the money, I'd do something really pointless like found an organization that helped people who didn't need help, just to play with the minds of the low in spirit and poor.

I'd open a telemarketing agency, and employ skilled workers for peanuts and let a few incompetent high school graduates run the company, and I'd instruct them to give everyone that knows what they're doing a hard time. I'd cut corners every chance I get and expect miracles to be performed with mere office supplies. d'I ekam enoyreve etirw sdrawkcab. I'd chanj the way werds were spelld. Then I'd change them back. I'd set France on fire (with the mimes still in it), and then I'd laugh. I'd laugh and laugh, like it was funny, much unlike Bob Saget's monologue. I'd have so much fun as ruler of the universe, I might get carried away and have sex with a 21 year old intern. But that would be irresponsible for a leader to do, wouldn't it?

Answer 9

increase the consciousness level of the human race and that of all other species at equal or lower levels by about 10 thousand percent ;-). that would insure the survival and happiness of these species and the upliftment, vibrationally and otherwise, of the universe.

Answer 10

Absolutely Nothing, upsetting a balance can have devistating affects.