hey got a some Qs?

Question

#1- Is it gross when a female farts in front of a guy what do they think?
#2- Do guys really expect foreplay as in s**k a d***?
#3- If so how guys like it?
#4- Do guys mind paying for the g/f all the time?

Answer 1

1. No, I don't think it's gross for anyone to fart in front of anyone else. Farting is a perfectly normal, natural fuction of the body.

2. Some men do expect foreplay. Some don't. I think it's a valuable part of being intimate, especially in a situation where the woman is not lubricated enough with her own fluids. Getting the penis wet through foreplay saves from having to purchase articifial lubricants.

3. I have known a few guys that don't like it. It's stimulation of the penis though, so it should be enjoyable to the man.

4. I think that paying for each other, when in a relationship, is a matter of communication. If the girl makes the date (ie. she asks him), then the girl should expect to pay for something that time. If it's a first date, there shouldn't be any reason for the man to pay the whole bill. After all, prior to the date, you were perfect strangers. Would you just pay for someone else to do something if you had only met them an hour before?

Answer 2

#1-suprising but not gross. understandable since we always do it.

#2-i think for most guys that would be considered a part of foreplay. the point is to get aroused before the big act.

#3-guys like it very much

#4-i don't mind. as long as we have a good relationship it is not an issue

Answer 3

#1 No
#2 We Wish for That
#3 I Like Mine Real slobery
#4 No

Answer 4

#1 Depends on if you need a gasmask to breath afterwards or not.
#2 Not necessarily but its really good to get.....
#3 Any way they can get it. Usually.
#4 yes.Unless #2 and #3 are being met well then it probably won't be a problem.

Answer 5

#1: i just laugh
#2: not all guys expect it, we just hope for it
#3: keep going till finished
#4: some may mind it, but it's the right thing to do

Answer 6

1. Yes, girls don't fart or poop!
2. I don't, but it would be nice :)
3. I LOVE IT!
4. Yes. I want money to buy video games

Answer 7

#1- Is it gross when a female farts in front of a guy what do they think?
Well isn't it just plain gross when anyone farts in front of anyone? That's what I think! In any case, my hubby and I have been together so long that we fart, burp, and go to the can in front of each other without fear or disgust!


#2- Do guys really expect foreplay as in s**k a d***?
I think that's what they consider foreplay. My hubby always says a BJ is a sex act in its own right, so it isn't just a preview or something similar to sexual intercourse itself. Note that today's youth, the "now" generation, the males seem to think they "deserve" BJs whenever and wherever they please, while the act of going down on a woman seems to repulse them... I call this hypocrisy!


#3- If so how guys like it?
Scope out the END of this answer for a few techniques! The important thing to remember; don't be a "dodger"! you don't HAVE TO swallow the end result, as long as you don't jump away 6 feet when the time comes...



#4- Do guys mind paying for the g/f all the time?
I think alot of them do but don't admit it. I think they think it is fine and dandy at first, like during the courtship period and whatnot, but if the relationship grows into something more serious, I am sure they'd like it if the costs were spilt 50 - 50...

FELLATIO TECHNIQUES
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Fellatio is oral sex performed on a man. It is a great way to give pleasure; regardless of whether it is for foreplay, after play, or the main event. Like all other sexual skills, they must be learned, so communication is highly recommended. Whether the communication is before, during, or after, it is essential to learn the art. Finding out what he likes will invariably go a long way towards performing mind-blowing oral sex.

Keep in mind, when you are performing oral sex, you are doing this for him. Sending negative vibes about not wanting to or how much of a chore it is will take away from his experience. If you act enthusiastic, chances are it will be over faster, and it will be your turn to receive. If you are really against performing fellatio, explain to your partner why you don’t, and don’t allow him to force you if you are uncomfortable.

The following fellatio techniques are adapted from the Kama Sutra:

Licking The Penis:
Start by licking his penis as if it were an ice cream cone. Hold its base with one hand and repeatedly lick upward alternating the side of the penis you lick.

The Butterfly Flick:
Flick your tongue lightly along the ridge on the underside of his penis. You may need to hold the penis at the base while you learn to do this.

The Nominal Congress:
Take his penis in your hand. Place it between your lips and move it around in your mouth.

Biting The Sides:
Cover the end of the penis with your finger tips. Then liss and gently nibble the sides (very gently).

Pressing Inside:
Take his penis into your mouth. Press it with your lips and then take it out.

Pressing outside:
Press your lips against the end of his penis and kiss it as if drawing it out.

Rubbing:
After kissing his penis lick it all over and pass your tongue over it's end.

Kissing:
Hold his penis in your hand and kiss it as though you were kissing his lower lip.

Sucking a Mango Fruit:
Take his penis half way into your mouth. Suck on it vigorously.

Swallowing Up:
Take the whole length of the penis into your mouth as if tring to swallow it.

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HandJob Technique(s):
Mutual masturbation can be a thrilling experience, but first, we need to study the basics of manual technique. Most men feel women aren't skilled at handling penises. Their grips are too limp, lacking conviction and exuberance. They seem afraid to apply pressure, yet often pull or tug at inappropriate moments, disrupting the rhythm. They also have a tendency to scratch. Clearly, we all need to be more knowledgeable about the proper methods of mutual masturbation. Either you or your partner can perform the following exercises. But it is written with an experienced woman in mind.

The first concern is always a matter of size. Is it large or small? Somewhere in between? No issue has ever received greater attention than the size of a man's penis. Man's obsession with cock size is probably a mental vestige of his primitive primate past, but as far as human sexuality is concerned, it's a waste of time. A large penis doesn't have any effect on a woman's physical enjoyment unless she has a deep-seated psychological attachment to well-endowed men.

How about its shape? Is it curved like a boomerang or is it straight like an arrow? Does your fist fit around the spongy mass of the shaft? Does your hand completely engulf it? This is good because you can squeeze it all at once. But don't be an organ grinder. Be gentle, yet firm. If the penis has an unusual girth, your hand may not completely encircle it. In such cases, try both hands to insure you don't miss any of the tender areas while stroking.

Explore every square inch of his genital surface area. A man loves to have his penis worshipped, played with, tickled, fondled, massaged. Let him know that you are not afraid, ashamed or disgusted. Don't start stroking or jerking quite yet. Just feel the fullness of it all. Let your fingers run from the balls to the top of the cock head, swirl around there, then slide back down the other half and end back down at the balls. The movements should be swift and smooth, without bumping or stalling.

Now you're ready for some stepped-up action, but you don't want to suddenly lapse into a series of beatings, whackings, jackings and jerkings. Tease the more sensitive areas of the penis. These include: the glans and corona, and the tender part of the bottom side of his penis.

Bring your palm up to the top of the glans and park it there flat out, fingers held together and stiff, thumb pointed straight out. Spin it around as if you were trying desperately to remove the tight lid of a jar. Your man will be groaning in delicious agony. The glans is super sensitive and this motion will bring him exquisite pleasure. He might grimace and cry out, and probably try to push your hand away, but he's loving every second of it. Now's your chance to be the one who plows ahead even though he's pleading with you to stop!

After you've done this for a while, slip your hand down his testicles and ever-so-gently grab them in your fingers, softly tugging them down away from his shaft. If they are big and bulky, like Grade AA eggs, bounce them up and down a couple of times in your hand. Tell him how heavy they feel, how sexy they are.

Whatever you do, don't squeeze them! This could put a real damper on your lovemaking for the rest of the day. You might notice that one of his nuts hangs lower than the other. This is perfectly normal. Once you feel comfortable with the way his balls feel in your hand, gently roll them up the underside of his shaft. Depending on their size and the amount of room in the scrotum, they will most likely reach to half way of his penis. He will like the way this feels.

Now, let go of his testicles and bring your fingers together in a makeshift goosehead formation. Very lightly, begin to stroke his erection with your fingers, running them all over his sensitive shaft and balls. You may wish to slip the pocket of your goosehead handhold over the tip of his penis, letting it rest there for a few seconds.

About this time, the penis will probably start to emit its natural lubricant. Pre-seminal fluid is nature's way of moistening the canal of the urethra so that the spermatozoa can swim more easily out of it; it also lubricates the head of the penis. An uncircumcised penis gathers up this lubricant within the foreskin and keeps the head very moist and slick. Use the juice to lubricate the shaft. Sometimes, its musky smell can be an aromatic aphrodisiac for you both. If there is little or no pre-***, don't be concerned. It is not a requirement, and it doesn't always appear at exactly the same time.

In any case a good lubricant will work just as well. Add a drop of moisturizing lotion to the shaft and gently rub it in. Alexandra Penney, in her book, "How to Make Love to a Man", is very keen on massaging the lotion between one's hands before putting it on the penis because sometimes the cream is cold and the palm-rubbing warms it up.

If your partner doesn't seem to have a very firm erection, try using a cinnamon-based ointment which you can find at your local sex novelty store or acquire through a mail catalog. The slight burning sensation often causes the penis to become rock-hard. Adding a little dab to the testicles also helps. If you really want to do a number on him, slip a dollop of Ben-Gay on his balls and watch him go through the roof.

Techniques
One of the secrets of great manual sex is varying your hand motions. Here are a few indispensable techniques:

SWITCH HITTER
Use both hands, alternating back and forth in a pattern you develop to offer him the most arousal. He will notice the difference. Don't get into a routine where the strokes are dull, and noncommittal. Give it to him good. Get him to the point where he's singing out, "I second that hand motion!"

DOUBLE WHAMMY
How about going double or nothing! Bring both well-lubricated hands down on his shaft. Some cocks are so big they require both hands. If your partner's doesn't, then use the other hand to caress and lightly flutter his balls, or tighten around the base of his shaft. If both hands fit along the length of the shaft, move then together, up and down, in the typical pumping motion. Pretend you're holding a baseball bat and are about to score a grand slam. You can also vary the directions of your hands, one up, one down at the same time. There's no doubt that two hands are better than one.

THE ANVIL STROKE
Bring one hand down, letting it stroke the penis from the top all the way to the bottom. When it hits the bottom, release it. Meanwhile you're bringing your corresponding hand down to the top of the shaft, creating an alternating beating motion, hence the name "anvil stroke." Think of those blacksmith duos who keep up a double beat pounding motion as they beat that rod of iron on a piping-hot anvil.

THE SHUTTLE COCK
Not many people have heard of the "shuttle cock," but it's one of the best. Take the penis in both hands, fingers lightly touching the sides of the shaft. In order to visualize the position, think of yourself holding a clarinet. Now flick the penis back and forth between your two hands by holding on to the loose skin of the shaft. Shuttling it back and forth in this manner may not seem incredibly thrilling to him at first, but pretty soon, as it builds up momentum, it will drive him out of his mind. Orgasms encountered via this method are sometimes messy, but always memorable.

THE BOOKENDS
Place both of your hands side by side against his shaft like a pair of bookends. Now push hard against his penis. Then lift your hands up and down. Continue in this manner for a while. The constant tugging of the skin around the balls and the mons pubis will do the trick.

THE FLAME
Place your hands down on either side, your fingers pointing away from the cock. Pretend you're a campfire girl and start spinning his pecker like a stick of wood. This way you'll keep the home fires burning for a long time to come.

THE BASE CLUTCH
Tighten your thumb and forefinger around the base of the shaft, pressing down on the balls. This will cut off the blood (acting as an impromptu cock ring) and help you steady the shaft in your hand. If the skin on it is slick and immutable, you can stroke the penis with more friction, thereby enhancing the excruciating experience.

THE LOVE TUG
As you are stroking him, lightly pull on the wispy strands of pubic hair sprouting from his testicles. Don't pull so hard that you remove them, but tease them gently, lovingly. This will make him holler with delight and awe at your inventiveness.

THE TWO-TIMER
Tickle his balls with one hand while the other jerks him up and down.

THE THIGH-SWATTER
Use the hand that is currently unemployed to firmly but lovingly pat his inner thighs.

BEST FIST FORWARD
Place your fist against his perineum as you're stroking him. He'll probably start opening his legs a little wider, giving you more space to press against. Guaranteed to drive him wild.

THE MILKER
Opposite of the Anvil - Hands alternate 'milking' up the penis, starting at the base and working all the way up past the tip.

THE PERPETUAL PENETRATION
Like the Anvil, but rather than just grabbing the penis at the top, let his penis 'penetrate' into your fist on each stroke. Before the head of his penis pops out of your hand, bring the other hand up for the next penetration. This way it seems to him like he is penetrating deeper and deeper into an infinite vagina. Make sure you keep the penetration continuous for best results. Try faster or slower to taste.

THE PALM SWIRL
Use your open palm to swirl around the head, the way your tongue would lick an ice cream cone. This sensitizes the head, and will make it get larger and turn (even more) red. Try reversing direction for a surprise.

TINY CIRCLES
As in "The Palm Swirl", use your open palm on his glans, but stop at each "hour of the clock", and make circular motions with your open palm. This will make this part of the head EXTREMELY sensitive, so move to the next hour after a few circles.

THE RING
Make a ring with your thumb and forefinger, and pump up and down with this ring. When you get to the top, close the ring, then make him squeeze his way in as you slide back down to the bottom.

THE DOOR KNOB
Turn the head of his penis like a you're trying to open a door knob coated with grease. It won't turn, but he may flip. Now try turning the other way. Repeat.

THE SHAFT
Stroke only his shaft, ignoring the head. You will notice it swelling and turning red. When it's bright red and rock hard, use the Door Knob, the Palm Swirl, or the Perpetual Penetration.

THE SPOT PINCH
Lightly and slowly run a finger up the under side of his cock. Ask him to tell you where the most sensitive spot is. Pinch it, squeeze it, nibble it, tease it. This is a good spot to pinch to turn a soft cock rock solid.

As always, it is the psychological impact of what you are doing that makes the sex so satisfying. Let your mind escape into the uncharted wilderness of fantasy. As a sexual pioneer, it is your manifest destiny to explore the outer limits of your sensuality.