2006-12-13 03:44:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Pick-up:
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
2006-12-13 03:57:33 · answer #1 · answered by Brian 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I'd like you to be my next wife"
and my ex used this one: "I can't ask you to marry me because my daughters wouldn't stand for it." (my response was, oh well, my sense of humor wouldn't take it anyway.) btw: his daughters were both adults, 27 and 23; both like me better than they do him, and one of them, to my knowledge, hasn't spoken to him in 4 years, but calls me once a week, at least. Hmmm.
2006-12-13 11:49:54 · answer #2 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pick up :
how much does a polar bear weigh?
(girl: i dunno)
Enough to break the ice - Hello, I'm _____
2006-12-13 11:46:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
want to come over and play in the money?
2006-12-13 11:48:35 · answer #4 · answered by tiredhed 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
BREAK UP LINE: IF YOUR PHONE IS NOT RINGING THATS ME NOT CALLING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-13 13:24:51 · answer #5 · answered by MAJOR JIM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋