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A Scottish man was at a baseball game.

It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run, Run."

This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game.

The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called "walk" and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scottish man, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run man, rrrun!"

Everyone around him started laughing. So the Scottish, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. A friendly fan, seeing the Scottish man's embarrassment, leaned over and said, "He can't run -- he got four balls."

The Scottish man stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, man... walk with pride!"

2006-12-13 03:37:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

11 answers

Yes

2006-12-16 13:57:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Dude, you rock...lmao... Stop posting jokes like this. I am reading them while at work. Are you trying to get me fired..lol..

2006-12-13 03:55:40 · answer #2 · answered by DeCaying_Roses 7 · 0 0

Ta Haw!

2006-12-13 03:43:03 · answer #3 · answered by beanietara 3 · 0 0

Cute joke lol

2006-12-13 03:40:55 · answer #4 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 0 0

No...who would want 4 balls? Gross.

2006-12-13 03:41:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny one!

2006-12-13 03:38:50 · answer #6 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0 0

guys why do you hate his jokes, if you don't enjoy them then don't answer. what's with everyone acting like a kid??

2006-12-13 03:43:12 · answer #7 · answered by summerglow 5 · 0 0

ha thats sick. but yeah it was quite funny lol hehehehe :)

2006-12-13 03:43:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

heheehehe

2006-12-13 03:46:13 · answer #9 · answered by ♥angltouch♥ 4 · 0 0

I don't get it.

2006-12-13 03:39:52 · answer #10 · answered by Elerth Morrow ™ 5 · 1 0

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