Did i make the right decision?

Question

As I enjoyed the oh so sweet taste of my aged victory sandwich, a
waitress came to me and asked, "do you want fries with that?
I sat and pondered what gramps would do in a situation such as this.
So I stood up and turned around leaving the waitress there with her mouth
agape and went to the restroom. As I entered the restroom with feces flung
all over the wall, a magical fairy covered in excrement, soared out of the
porcelain figure in the center of the room. Mind that this fairy was
one with lacking capabilities. Although the fairy was only 6 inches tall
it weighed close to 542.8 lbs. So what I really saw before my eyes was a
feces, drenched ball of lard. How I knew this was a fairy I’ll never know.
So after I slapped the fairy out the window, I sat down on the toilet
to think about what gramps would do. I pulled down my pants and placed my
hindquarters on the toilet seat that presented itself before me. I
thoroughly enjoyed the comfort of this toilet seat. "One of a Kind…." I thought
to myself. At last the answer to the waitresses question became
apparent.So I stood up from the toilet without wiping or pulling up my pants
and kicked down the door, putting a cocktail waitress into a terminal
coma. After this I slowly sat down at my table with my victory sandwich
waiting there for me. My waitress was still standing there looking at the same
spot she was before with her agape smile. I looked up at her and said
"Yes."

Did I make the right decision?

Answer 1

Perhaps, if the fries turned out to be tasty. Frankly, I don't think I'd have much of an appetite after such an ordeal!

Answer 2

Way too much time on your hands dear? thanks for the points.
btw bright creative mind being put to no good use. You do know, that the mind is a terrible think to waste. Then again, maybe you don't.

Answer 3

OO Yuk

Answer 4

=yes, but only if you need the extra calories. Happy Holidays.