2006-12-13 01:49:22 · 22 answers · asked by ♪F↑☺W£R♪ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
humpty dumpty was skipping school with Pinocchio and they saw Humpty dumpty's parents, HD jumped up on a wall to hide and Pinocchio didn't have time, so HD's parents saw him and they scolded him for skipping school. They said our son isn't with you is he? He lied and said no, his nose grew so big it knocked into HD and knocked him off the wall.
2006-12-13 04:13:18 · answer #1 · answered by voidtillnow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snow White. Ever since that little witch awakened from her death sleep. She's been starting all kinds of trouble in the Kingdom. Don't be fooled she's not as innocent as she seems.
P.S. I disagree with Cheeky Monkey. Humpty Dumpty did not just fall he was in fact pushed and it was set up to look like an accident. Do you see how crafty the sneaky Snow White is?
2006-12-13 09:55:34 · answer #2 · answered by genuine1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know but if I ever find out who pushed that big adorable egg man named humpty dumpty ...I will kick their a..s so bad they will be on some serious pain med.... luv kara
2006-12-13 09:56:32 · answer #3 · answered by COOKIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one pushed Humpty Dumpty off of the wall. That fat b@stard fell because he wouldn't put the fork down and his head was so huge he couldn't control it. So his @ss tipped over and broke and that why all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put his fat @ss back together again.
This story in itself should tell obese people to put the fork down and not to sit up on anything they can't climb their @sses down from. LOL!
2006-12-13 09:53:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Obvisiously, Mrs. Humpty Dumpty. She caught him with her brother and got pissed....errr.. to much Jerry Springer. Disregard my answer.
2006-12-13 09:58:34 · answer #5 · answered by DeCaying_Roses 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Creative Writing
2006-12-13 09:52:39 · answer #6 · answered by Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no body Humpty dumpty fell
2006-12-13 09:55:01 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The Big Bad Wolf
2006-12-13 09:52:04 · answer #8 · answered by Bowllynn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack and Jill. It was a political move, it was ordered by Mother Goose to divert the attention from what Little Miss Muffet had done.
2006-12-13 09:54:08 · answer #9 · answered by White 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think he committed suicide. Why else would he be on a high wall? No tall buildings around.
2006-12-13 10:03:52 · answer #10 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋