Your out shopping and darnit, you gotta do number 2. You cant hold it like all the other times. so, you go into the bathroom and you do your thing, wipe well, wash up and go about your shopping.
As your walking, you begin to notice people snickering and staring at you. You dont think too much of it so, you keep on shopping.
The snickers, stares and pointing continue when, you happen to pass a mirror. Something catches your eye.
Its Toilet paper hanging out the back of your pants. and OMG, its got dookie smears all over it.
What do you do?
2006-12-13 01:19:38 · 27 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
IM LAUGHING SO HARD, IM IN PAIN!!!!!
2006-12-13 01:36:54 · update #1
Well the first thing you gotta do is get that darn T.P. out your pants. The second thing you gotta do is figure out what to do with it. So you go to the shoe isle and stuff it in some shoe, I mean for cryin out loud thats what eveyone else is doin, cause everytime I gotta try on shoes they gots somebodies tissue in em' that I gotta take out. Then you go back and exclaim to everyone that your gonna be here all week... and when that snotty little kiddy comes up to point out the obvious to you, you just tell him that Santa and the Boogie man are best friends, and Santa isn't just gonna leave coal in his stocking but he is gonna get the Boogie man to eat all his little piggies when he is asleep. Then, when you go to check out, you call the cashier by her first name (cause they all gots names tags). You look at her and you say Debra (cause most seem to be named Debra, or Christie, or Kristy, or Kristie, or Cristie, or Krystie.) you say Debra, you got a pretty mouth, would you like to go try on some shoes with me... Thats what I would do.
2006-12-13 01:26:17 · answer #1 · answered by mavrickatasu 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well since you are alread shopping then you should just hurry up and go back in the bathroom and try to clean yourself up as good as you can then go back out shopping and buy yourself some new pants then you would be good to go again. As far as the people what are the chances that they accually know who youare anyway. I am sure worse things have happened.
2006-12-13 09:23:28 · answer #2 · answered by Tracy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go home and get over it. It could be far worse - for example, you could be caught in the act of sniffing the TP hanging out of the back of your pants, covered in said dookie smears. Not that I would be of course. When I said you, I meant you specifically.
2006-12-13 09:24:53 · answer #3 · answered by Jethro 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny. Ha Ha aaaaaaaaaaa
I would put my head down in shame,run to the toilet when finished run out the back door and wouldn't return in months.
Ha Ha aaaaaaaaaaa That's is so funny :D
2006-12-13 09:25:18 · answer #4 · answered by Nic 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would go to the bathroom and take out the toilet paper and leave. You won't see most of those people again anyways!
2006-12-13 09:22:09 · answer #5 · answered by jessigirl00781 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It happened to my best friend and I didnt notice it right away but we both got the heck out of the mall quickly.
2006-12-13 09:22:41 · answer #6 · answered by mudda 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd pull it out and wad it up. Then I'd find one of the people laughing at me, but didn't have the decensy to tell and let me continue to walk around with crap covered toilet paper sticking out, then I'd throw it at them.
2006-12-13 09:24:25 · answer #7 · answered by Lisa K 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ewwwwwwwww go running to the bathroom to take it off of course, and after that go to my house and never leave for like a year or so
this wasnt sooo stupid *gives thumbs up* =)
2006-12-13 09:22:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go back to the bathroom and take care of the situation.
2006-12-13 09:21:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
RUN out of the mall, go home and tell NO ONE ELSE.
THEN I'd stay away from the mall for a looong time. People have good memories....
2006-12-13 09:22:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋