This is just a fun question to give us a good clean laugh. If your grandpa was looking for you a grandma, what qualifications would you want for her to have? If you like my hat, would you consider me to be qualified? Again, this is just in fun. Please do not be nasty with your answer. Make us laugh.
2006-12-12 21:56:57 · 5 answers · asked by grannywinkie 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
The hat's got to be flashier.Grandma's got to be able to bake pies,cookies,throw back shots,wear pearls and heals.Be headstrong,loud,loving and rich,oh and I have to be her favouriate step grandson..theehehee..peace..Riz>...
2006-12-12 22:04:36 · answer #1 · answered by Shalimaar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your hat is very nice. The grandma should wear flower printed dresses with grashopper sandals and she has a huge gold bag filled with medication and menthol cigarettes(no one knows that she smokes though). Her clothes never match and her red lipstick is more on her teeth than on her thin lips.She wears bright green and blue eye shadow and she wears pearl earings and a pearl necklace. She smells like a mix between biscuits, musk and mothballs.
2006-12-13 06:06:24 · answer #2 · answered by Jade22 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She definitely would have to know how to cook. She would beg to keep my grandchild. She would have to know all of the old dances like the twist. She would be a member of AARP. She would order everything she sees on TV, especially the get rich quick schemes. She would have to make sure my granpa stays "regular". She should show up at all my social gatherings and embarrass me real bad with the stupid things she has heard about me.
2006-12-13 07:32:35 · answer #3 · answered by revmerly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, she as to bake good cookies! Grandma's always love cooking and baking. Plus, she has to have the qualites my grandpa likes and that is the old movies. Hello Lucy!
Based on hats...maybe...hehehe
2006-12-13 06:02:25 · answer #4 · answered by krissy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A comical wig that falls off at inappropriate moments..
A set of dentures that can pop out like that little mouth on an alien in Aliens..
A purse that has an infinate amount of nickles in it..
Oh and toilet trained...definately toilet trained..
2006-12-13 06:00:14 · answer #5 · answered by Game Guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋