If you had to kill someone. what would be the worst way to do it.?

Answer 1

The ancient Egyptians used to kill people by tying a wet animal skin around their head. As the skin slowly dried it got tighter and tighter until the person eventually suffocated. It was a very slow and painful death. I imagine that would be quite horrible.

Speaking on the ancient Egyptians... probably mummifying somebody alive would be quite a horrible way to die.... removing the organs one by one and liquefying the brain before wrapping the body and burying it....

Answer 2

The medieval torturers had something called "hung, drawn and quartered", but I have given it a modern twist:

Firstly, break your victim's fingers with a hammer, one by one.

This will have the effect of raising their endorphine levels, so you will need to wait some time for them to fall before inflicting further pain, otherwise they just won't feel it.

Next, break the left wrist, and dislocate the right shoulder of the other side. By alternating sides, you won't be overloading the nerves on one side, so they will be able to feel everything. Again, wait for the endorphine levels to fall. Of course, they will be anticipating the same to be done to the other side, which makes the wait even sweeter!

Not to disappoint your victim, break the right wrist and dislocate the left shoulder.

They may have passed out at this point, so make sure you have a bucket of iced water to throw over them to wake them up.

Now it is time to break both elbows, wait, and then break both knees.

Again wait some time before stamping on the victim's jaw.

The broken jaw will almost certainly make the victim pass out, so you will need to throw some more ice cold water over them.

At this stage, moving any limb or cying out will cause the victim excruciating pain, so drag them by their feet in their wet clothes into an industrial chiller.

Leave them just long enough so that they don't die, then bring them somewhere nice and warm to quickly thaw out and listen with enjoyment to their screams as their nerve endings all over their skin start sending pain signals to the brain.

Bring the victim round with a cattle prod and carefully tie a noose around their neck, making sure it won't fully close so it doesn't completely stangle them. Throw the other end of the rope over a suspended roof joist and haul the victim up so their feet are suspended above the floor.

Their natural reaction will be to grab the noose to try and lessen the pressure against their throat, but of course with broken fingers, wrists, elbows and shoulders they will be incapable and in too much pain to do this, so will hang slowly and painfully.

Answer 3

Lets see. As long as the end result for that someone is dead then, it really wont matter to him because he will be dead. It will only be remembered by you how you killed them? So the worst way is any way.

Answer 4

Boiling in rice is a pretty long process, it can take up to 48 hour for the miserable victims to fall of his / her perch, for additional information pop down to The London Dungeons, there you should find some very interesting ways of getting rid of your old flames.

Answer 5

Burning

Answer 6

Just leave him alone, and watch. Life is the worst way of dying.

Answer 7

Cut off as many limbs as to allow them to bleed to death and then pour amonia on the wound while i subject them to Celine Dion albums.

Answer 8

Make them listen to Des O'connor songs till they give up the will to live!

Answer 9

Make them listen to the collected speeches of David Cameron.

20 minutes of his vapid, meaningless posturing, and they'd commit suicide.

Answer 10

tie them to a chair, play a complete shane warn album and watch them slowly go !