A pal told me I was one of his "breast" friends. He meant best of course. Now I call him Boobers.
2006-12-12 18:44:32 · 6 answers · asked by whrldpz 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
a friend of mine went into dairy queen and wanted a peanut buster parfet and said "penis buster parfet". i was crackin up!!
2006-12-12 18:48:19 · answer #1 · answered by Boop 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is pretty embarrasing - I am not even sure it's Freudian, but here goes. I have trouble (like many non-native English speakers) in pronouncing my Vs. (I tend to pronounce them as Ws when I am not consciously paying attention). So, I went to a Subway and ordered a "Veggie" sandwich. The cashier just stopped what she was doing and look at me with such utter amazement while my frient burst out laughing. He teases me about that till this day!!
For those who didn't get it - try pronouncing Veggie with a W instead of a V.
2006-12-13 03:09:16 · answer #2 · answered by kaus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have to admit--yours is better than mine. On the last day of my previous (horrible) job, a colleague called to wish me well, but, alas, I wasn't completely myself because of the headache I'd been dealing with for 2 days. "I'd be better," I told him, "if I hadn't been dealing with this headache for the past 2 years."
You guessed it--I'd been at that job for 2 years.
2006-12-13 02:51:01 · answer #3 · answered by Sahara 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
berday instead of birth day
bruder instead of brother
2006-12-13 02:50:52 · answer #4 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL...THAT'S HILARIOUS!
I HAVEN'T HEARD OR SAID ANY LATELY.
2006-12-13 03:17:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING
BUT THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS
2006-12-13 02:48:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋