does anybody know a cute and funny poem about friends?

Answer 1

Yeppers.....I collect quotes.....glad to share.

Friends are like melons.
Shall I tell you why?
To find one good,
You must a hundred try.
Claude Mermet

If our friendship depends on things like space and time, then when we finally overcome space and time, we’ve destroyed our own brotherhood!
But overcome space, and all we have left is Here.
Overcome time, and al we have left is Now.
And in the middle of Here and Now,
don’t you think that we might see each other once or twice?
Richard Bach

Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years.
Richard Bach

The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
nor the kindly smile nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spirited inspiration that comes to one
when he discovers that someone else believes in him
and is willing to trust him with his friendship.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.
Oscar Wilde

Never exaggerate your faults;
Your friends will attend to that.
Cicero 72 BC

‘Maybe, he thought, there aren’t any such things as good friends or bad friends- maybe there are just friends, people who stand by you when you’re hurt and help you feel not so lonely. Maybe they’re always worth being scared for, and hoping for, and living for. Maybe worth dying for, too, if that’s what has to be. No good friends, no bad friends. Only people you want, need to be with; people who build their houses in your heart.’
Stephen King “IT”

Answer 2

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you feel the warmth.