do guys know wut it feels like when the toilet seat is up?

Question

When its in the middle of the night and you dont turn on the light and u fall in the toilet....do guys ever fall in too cuz they didnt put the seat down???

Answer 1

This great advise.
When you fall in, just get up with your wet butt and go sit on his face. He won't do it again.

Answer 2

Now here is an interesting topic, and here's the thing, we very seldom fall in, as we stand to pee, so we lift the toilet seat for that (at least I hope they do) and put the seat down to go poo. So in my house, this never happens. The thing I have trouble understanding is that why are women always expecting the seat to be down? Why aren't you checking first, like we do? It seems that just because you sit to do both No. 1 and No. 2, that you take it for granted that the seat will always be down, which I find sort of self centred, especially if you live in a house where there are men, and you know inherently the seat may be up now and then. The alternate would be worse, how would you like it for the guys to leave the toilet seat down when we pee, and then you will have pee all over the seat, which you know you will hate. ( Sorry ladies, but I call it like I see it)

Answer 3

Yea, Refreshing.

Answer 4

yup.. been there... ever feel what it's like when we don't lift it at all? That can be nasty. You won't fall in, but you may slip off...

Answer 5

I've done that..but IT WAS MY OWN FAULT for not checking first.!!! Quit blaming someone else.

Answer 6

no we arent stoopid we turn the light on first

Answer 7

i hate that you need to tell him about it I hate when you sit n that cold bowl its freezing

Answer 8

no