You're shopping at the mall. Having a nice time. Buying some things that you been wanting to get for a long time when, all of a sudden, you get a sharp pain in your gut. OH NO! Both hands are full of bags and the nearest toilet is clear across the other end of the mall. So you start running, bags in hand, clenching your butt cheeks as tight as you can get them when, the damn breaks! Crap starts running down your legs and as you look back, you see that your leaving a dookie trail of diahreah. What do you do?
2006-12-12 15:03:47 · 15 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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LMAO!!!!!
2006-12-12 15:16:44 · update #1
you grab some chocolate and smear it all over to make it look like you slipped and fell and smashed a bunch of chocolate bars!
2006-12-12 15:07:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Laugh so hard that i end up splitting the back of pants at the seams.
And just proceed to wobble my way to the restroom.
After i am done, i shall call the mall office and tell them:
"There's a trail of something that looks like juicy feces in your mall..."
Yep.
2006-12-12 23:07:13 · answer #2 · answered by OlletsoC 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... Hmmmm, I think I'd head for home instead and cry the whole way there. And you better believe I won't be showing my face at that mall again.
2006-12-12 23:08:27 · answer #3 · answered by precious_jules81 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well forget trying to get to the bathroom, i'm heading straight for my car. i always have a roll of paper towels and a blanket. i'm just gettin' home as fast as i can, and i'm NEVER going to the mall again!!!
2006-12-12 23:09:53 · answer #4 · answered by pirate00girl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
EEEEW nasty! LOL tho I am seriously laughing my butt of. I honestly don't know what I'd do! omg hahahahhaa but I'd point and laugh if I saw someone else! *snicker*
2006-12-12 23:13:28 · answer #5 · answered by moviestarsomeday 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'm not proud so i'll say sit on a trash can in the middle of the mall.
2006-12-12 23:08:56 · answer #6 · answered by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Run straight to my vehicle, drive straight home, and go straight to the shower!
2006-12-12 23:07:41 · answer #7 · answered by cardinalfanusa 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fa, La, La, La, La
La, La, La, La
That's why they have maintenence people
2006-12-12 23:06:53 · answer #8 · answered by Mike Honcho 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
OMG, you are crazy as hel l. lol Don't even want to think about it.
2006-12-12 23:08:27 · answer #9 · answered by Thumper 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dookie it out
2006-12-12 23:07:59 · answer #10 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋