Is this a song, or a movie? Sounds like The Twelve Pains of Christmas, by Weird Al Yankovic.. http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Weird-Al-Yankovic/12-Pains-Of-Christmas.html
lyrics can be found here. .I heard this on Dr. Dememto loooonnng ago, and never since!
and http://www.nearlygood.com/audio/12painsofxmas.html Here's a spot says you can download it, but I didn't try.. yet.
Happy Christmas! (hopefully pain free?) Even if this isn't the right song, thanks for the memory jog.
whoops.. just so ya know.. that download site isn't the weird al version. (I didn't see the Al version available for download)
2006-12-12 14:44:18
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answered by Chrome Toaster 3
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I don't know the poem but here's the song 12 drummers drumming 11 pipers piping 10 lords of leaping 9 ladies dancing 6 maids of milking 5 golden/platinum rings 4 calling birds 3 french hens 2 turtle doves and a postrich in a pear tree
2016-03-13 06:18:48
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answered by Anonymous
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12 Pains Of Christmas Download
2016-12-14 19:08:11
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answered by ? 4
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It's called the twelve pains of Christmas and is by Bob Rivers. The album is called 'twisted christmas'. Now that you mention it, I haven't heard it yet this year either...
2006-12-12 16:26:10
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answered by Sawyer's girl 2
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I know this song quite well:
Ho Ho Ho sending Chrictmas cards....
It's by Bob Rivers and you can find it on Limewire
...fine, you're so smart- you rig up the lights!"
2006-12-12 15:15:48
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answered by nuttin'fancy 5
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Weird Al Yankovic - 12 Pains Of Christmas
The first thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
Is finding a Christmas tree.
The second thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
Rigging up the lights.
And finding a Christmas tree.
The third thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Hangovers.
Rigging up the lights.
And finding a Christmas tree.
The fourth thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
Sending Christmas cards.
Hangovers.
Rigging up the lights.
And finding a Christmas tree.
The fifth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Five month of bills!
Sending Christmas cards.
Hangovers.
Rigging up the lights.
And finding a Christmas tree.
The sixth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Facing my in-laws.
Five months of bills.
Oh, I hate those Christmas cards.
Hangovers.
Rigging up these lights.
And finding a Christmas tree.
The seventh thing a Christmas,
that's such a pain to me:
The Salvation Army.
Facing my in-laws.
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards.
Ohhh geeez.
I'm tryin to rig up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree.
The eighth thing at Christmas,
that's such a pain to me:
I want a transformer for Christmas.
Charities, and what do you mean YOUR in-laws?!
Five months of bills.
Ughh, makin' up these cards.
oh, Edith get me a beer huh?
What we have no extension cords?!
And finding a Christmas tree.
The ninth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
Finding parking spaces,
Daddy, I want some candy!
Donations!
Facing my in-laws.
Five months of bills.
Writing out those Christmas cards.
Hangovers.
Now why the hell are they blinking?!
And finding a Christmas tree.
The tenth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Batteries not included.
No parking spaces.
Buy me something!
Get a job you bum!
Facing my in-laws.
Five months of bills.
Yo-ho sending Christmas cards.
Oh-geez look at this.
One light goes out, they all go out!
And finding a Christmas tree.
The eleventh thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Stale T.V. specials.
Batteries not included.
No parking spaces
Mom, I gotta go bathroom!
Charities!
She's a witch, I hate her.
Five months of bills.
Oh, I don't even know half these people!
Oh, who has the toilet paper, huh?
Turn on a flashlight, I blew a fuse!
And finding a Christmas tree.
The twelfth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
Singing Christmas carols.
Stale T.V. specials.
Batteries not included.
No parking!
WAHH (crying)
Charities.
Gotta make 'em dinner.
Five months of bills.
I'm not sending 'em this year, that's it!
Shut up, you!
Fine, you're so smart! You rig up the lights!
And finding a Christmas tree.
2006-12-12 14:45:06
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answered by tiny_tim 6
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Great Question & Great Answers everybody! I actually learned something today.
2006-12-12 18:34:15
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answered by tenkit5 2
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