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before i is execute i need ask yous about strange thing man said to me yestarday

he sez to me - what do you call 4 dogs and one blackbird
i said i dont know
he sez - the spice girls

in your country are you execute for this and if so how can i get this fatman execute?

than k

2006-12-12 13:36:35 · 14 answers · asked by 99tzm 3 in News & Events Current Events

i dont have any skoolbooks, my goat eats them cos he can not be having any brekfeat

2006-12-12 13:50:15 · update #1

i does not think they are a dog but i think fatman is right that melany bee is the best lookin
why not execute

2006-12-12 13:53:22 · update #2

14 answers

Dear oh dear! I recognise that joke... it's funny but its still awful. I remember back inm something like 1997 or 1998, and MP got in a lot of trouble for telling that exact same joke at a party. I don't think he was 'execute' but he did get in a hell of a lot of trouble.

How's Kazakhstan these days? Did you enjoy making your film?

2006-12-13 22:12:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I think you've asked a good question, one that many people think about when they see how an islamic country controls all aspects of life, in accordance with sharia law. A large reason for the atheist backlash going on against christianity at the moment, is because it appears they want a similar theocracy in the US. I agree with most of the answerers that banning islam will cause more problems before it fixes any, and would be extremely hypocritical to any country proclaiming freedom. The answer is simple though. Absolute separation of church and state. the acknlowledgement that in this country, you can worship according to your beliefs, but realize that you have no right or authority to push those beliefs on anyone, either in the private or public arena. That any attempt to introduce religiously-based ideology into areas such as politics, law, education, science, human rights, etc, will be treated as a threat to National Security.

2016-05-23 16:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sorry about the loss of your school books - The only thing I would execute in that case is 'Fatman' the goat.

2006-12-12 14:13:16 · answer #3 · answered by Ta 3 · 3 0

Try Getting a Lot of Rest -- Draw the Curtains - Hot Milk and CoCoa is a wondefull way to RELAX -- -- Great Fun -- Tarzan -- Regards to you and Jane

2006-12-13 00:51:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 2 0

No mate you wont get excuted here for that believe me, it is just a joke a BAD joke but a joke all the same.

2006-12-12 13:40:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

We don't execute (kill) people for saying ugly things. We don't give them any attention at all for childish and cruel language.

2006-12-12 13:39:41 · answer #6 · answered by Holly R 6 · 3 0

Several points, floridagi...:
1.The 1st Amendment is not going to help him in Britain.
2.The 1st Amendment is not going to help him in Britain.
3.The 1st Amendment is not going to help him in Britain.
4.The 1st Amendment is not going to help him in Britain.

I know that is technically only one minor drawback, but it was such a big one I thought it worth mentioning a few times.

2006-12-12 14:33:53 · answer #7 · answered by katie f 1 · 4 1

ma be yuz gatta hang mo in yo tree ta keeps yoz atta trabl bafo da munkes axecu yuz

2006-12-12 15:26:22 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 6 · 0 3

No, we have Freedom of Speech - 1st amendment of our country. Stay in school.

2006-12-12 14:24:24 · answer #9 · answered by floridagirl2 3 · 1 2

what the??? seriously i will say again WHAT THE????

i think i just peed myself a tiny bit laughing at you

2006-12-13 12:12:02 · answer #10 · answered by lady.x 3 · 2 0

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