be strict on me ;-)
2006-12-12 12:42:32 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'll bend you over my knee and spank your asss hard, then tie you up, gag you, whip you and give you a good tongue lashing. When I'm done, you can do the same to me.
2006-12-12 12:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ralph: For one brief instant I saw the lug nuts silhouetted against the lights of the traffic...
Ralphie: "Ohhhhhhh fffffffffuuuuuuuddddddddgggggggeee..."
Ralph: Only I didn't SAY "fudge." I said THE word -- the BIG one -- the F-blank-blank-blank word.
The Old Man: What did you say?
Ralphie: Um...
The Old Man: That's what I thought you said. Get in the car.
Ralph: I was dead! What would it be -- the chair? The rack? The guillotine? Chinese water torture? Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me. I climbed in the back next to my kid brother. He knew something was wrong, I knew something was wrong -- my mother didn't have a clue.
Mom: Everything go all right?
Ralph: But she'd know soon, and I'd be doomed. I had done something unspeakable -- I was untouchable! Rotten to the core! I would never make it up the ladder of human virtues: I would be drummed out of the human race.
...So there you go: Drum yourself out of the human race. And remember, don't use Lifebuoy, it causes blindness.
(Dialogue from the Philip Grecian stage adaptation of "A Christmas Story," by Bob Clark and Jean Shepherd, so if some of the details are different from the movie -- like "blank-blank-blank" instead of "dash-dash-dash," that's why.)
2006-12-12 12:52:48 · answer #2 · answered by Scott F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Complete Internet restriction for 1 month, and Yahoo! Answers restrictions for a year.
2006-12-12 12:45:39 · answer #3 · answered by SDTerp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looking dumb. Not being respected. People who use foul language are of the lower people. Have fun being a wannabe. Looks like your too dumb to ever be smart.
2006-12-12 12:46:00 · answer #4 · answered by letseat 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well... I would bend you over my knee, shove a big bar of nasty tasting soap in your mouth, and tan your back side with a thick belt. That should do the trick! Wanna learn your lesson now?
2006-12-13 04:45:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you became extreme on this site, the "powers that be" will tell you. Otherwise, thirty lashes with a wet noodle!
2006-12-12 12:45:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know... I use that "foul" language every day.
Don't beat yourself up too badly... seriously.
2006-12-12 12:44:26 · answer #7 · answered by T.L. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go work down on the docks with the other sailors for a week...
2006-12-12 13:00:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slap your mouth
Keep doing that till you feel extreme pain.
That oughta teach you a good lesson.
2006-12-12 12:46:22 · answer #9 · answered by Sephiroth~The One Winged Angel~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slam your head in a car door
2006-12-12 12:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋