When my wife and I wished to determine whether my wife´s unborn child is mine or is of another man we went to a psychic professional. We don´t want DNA testing because we don´t want the government looking at my DNA.
But I have doubts for the following reason.
On 1 December 2002, my sister was sadly killed by a swarm of killer bees.
Only three weeks earlier, she had visited a professional psychic, James Stoatgobbler in Newark, NJ, to assess her romantic prospects.
This professional soothsayer, said that within 12 months she would marry happily and have a lot of fun, but that she should avoid cheese.
Anyway, we went back to Mr Stoatgobbler to tell us about the baby.
He has reassured us that he told my sister before she died that he had a feeling of danger about bees & picnics.
But there is nothing to corroborate what he says, like a letter from my sister saying "thanks for the warning about being stung to death".
Should I be concerned, or is this normal?
2006-12-12 10:52:58 · 6 answers · asked by Pastor Sauce 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
No, this is completely normal. This sort of things is SOP amongst psychics, politicians, clergy the type of person we used to call a "Pad".
What you really need to be watching out for is when thumbs-down fairies turn into abuse reporting fairies. I took a break to think about answering a respected Clergyman's question concerning the perils of teenage romantic encounters with dragon ladies (I believe that was the topic) while I fed the livestock. When I returned, some abuse fairy had apparently lodged another complaint. Not knowing who that was, I will assign a name at random, oh, how about "Wart"?
We will of course wish Wart a Merry Christmas, and hope his/her parents do not discover what is hidden in the bedroom.
2006-12-12 11:39:42 · answer #1 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm not saying there are no psychics, but do you really believe that someone who claims to be psychic would take your money for it. Come on, if they were truly psychic, they would have won enough money betting on horses, or in the lottery to be laying on a beach somewhere in Aruba, sipping Margarita's and having a massage!!
You can get a paternity test done by a private company - they won't give your DNA to the government.
2006-12-12 11:02:05 · answer #2 · answered by Fireant 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You should be writing for MADD magazine.
2006-12-12 10:55:16 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa E 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just ask your wife if she is a ho bag
2006-12-12 10:57:01 · answer #4 · answered by gentltailya 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are so funny!
Lisa above made me laugh as well
2006-12-12 11:00:15 · answer #5 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r u for real?
2006-12-12 10:56:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋