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I am the man for you
I can tie my shoe
I know how to cook tasty stew
Oh
Let me tell you I'm the lad for you!
I got my PhD
from Harvard University
I spend my days reading on
anthroplogy
I've got a taste
for wines and cultured beverages
I know how to dance
so please don't get embarrased
when I walk down the streets with you in Paris
I can laudry and
cook anything
I've got ten fingers on each ring
I don't look at pornography
I know that you like to talk about philosophy
I see that you are beautiful
so sweet and romantic and prettiful
you remind me of my serenade
I can lend you my bottle of Gatorade
You see baby
we're like peas and pods
so you
can hold onto my manly rod
You know that this love is true
when I
while doing potty
yell out
Baby I Love You!!!!!!!!

2006-12-12 10:44:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

good 4 u

2006-12-12 10:46:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

a music for you...italian dream. oh how sweet you look i dont like stew yet i already like you the zoo is relaxing please, call me hun u can tickle my theigh anytime fairly, tickle some thing of mine. i dont get why u would supply me wine at the same time as im already inebriated yet its ok cuz your this manner of hunk.

2016-10-18 04:40:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I gave you a thumbs up cause that was darn cute I tell ya!

2006-12-12 10:47:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 2 0

Good job! McDonald's not hiring in your area?

2006-12-12 10:47:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

geez, someone's got tickets on themselves. you actually sound like a d i c k h e a d.

2006-12-12 11:04:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sorry but I don't like stew and I do like to look at pornography...... Not for me

2006-12-12 10:49:51 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Arvizu16 3 · 1 0

wel some parts were good, but some were dumb like that potty part. but you seem nice. anytime . . .

2006-12-12 10:48:04 · answer #7 · answered by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 · 0 0

I think I'll keep searching

2006-12-12 10:47:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

OH be still my beating heart...

LMAO

2006-12-12 10:47:36 · answer #9 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 1 0

Lol, that was pretty funny.

2006-12-12 10:49:18 · answer #10 · answered by Ændru 5 · 1 0

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