Why do Conservatives buy so much hand lotion and Kleenex at Rite Aid™ ... And why all the furtive glances?

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Why do Conservatives buy so much hand lotion and Kleenex at Rite Aid™ ... And why all the furtive glances?

Is it some arcane car maintenance ritual we Liberals haven't heard about up to now? Why, keeping your car humming is nothing to be ashamed of, Bubba and Bubette Con!

2006-12-12 10:30:35 · 3 answers · asked by A Wand'ring Minstrel I 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics

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Furtive - good word. They'll NEVER figure out what you're talking about.

2006-12-12 10:32:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋

It's not "car maintenance" you silly. It's the ah..., um..., "maintenance" being done in the car...

2006-12-12 10:42:09 · answer #2 · answered by navymom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Speak for yourself.

2006-12-12 10:32:37 · answer #3 · answered by Nemo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋