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thou shalt not put down other people
thou shalt not hit thy children
thou shalt help those in need
thou shalt be strong in spirit
thou shalt strive for strength in body
thou shalt develop thy mind
thou shalt accept those who are different
thou shalt not strive to dominate anyone
thy shall be kind to animals
thy shall attempt to lift up the weak

2006-12-12 09:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by dlin333 7 · 1 0

1- Don't kill people.
2- Don't steal from people unless it is a burden to them and they cry to be relieved.
3- Don't kill non-human animals if not for food and self-defense.
4- Never harm children.
5- Don't make sexual advances to anyone until you've received the mating signal.
6- Be your own god.
7- Treat others as they treat you.
8- Don't bother people when in open territory, and if you are bothered, warn the person. If he or she doesn't stop, make the situation unpleasant for him or her.
9- If you go somewhere, be respectful, or else don't go at all. If someone at your place lacks respect to you, make it known to them as you will.
10- Don't give in to stupidity.

2006-12-12 09:38:33 · answer #2 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0 0

Here are mine
1-Be nice
2-Say anything that won't hurt peoples feelings
3-Buy whatever you want to
4-Take care of others when they are under the influence
5-Add the Bibles and you have 14 Commandments
Everyone live by these and I would have a complete life

2006-12-12 09:42:13 · answer #3 · answered by Samboy 2 · 2 0

1. Thou shalt not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait?)

2. Thou shalt not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer)

3. Thou shalt not steel from K-Mart. (WalMart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shalt not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)

5. Thou shalt not steal from thy parents. (Every one knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shalt not get into fights. (Just start the

7. Thou shalt not skip class. (Just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shalt not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shalt not think about having sex. (As Nike says - Just Do It)

10. Thou shalt not help old ladies cross the street. (Just leave them in the middle)

2006-12-12 09:47:28 · answer #4 · answered by Muff 1 · 0 0

1. thou shalt not vote by appearance
2. thou shalt not judge by skin color
3. thou does not have to cook hot dogs before eating them, no
what your girlfriend says.
4. buy american
5. thou shalt not put all that crap in your coffee
6. thou shalt never trust a hooker
7. thou shalt eat all the meat off a pork rib every time no excuse
8. thou shalt never enjoy the part of a porn where the guy pulls
out and secretes man sex on the woman's face. gross.
9. trust the asian kids, they know rock 'n' roll when they hear it
10. thou shalt not ever tell crippled people to, "walk it off"

2006-12-12 09:47:38 · answer #5 · answered by tridentoftime 3 · 0 0

THOU SHALL Abandon of all forms of prejudice
THOU SHALL encourage equal rights and opportunities for women and men
THOU SHALL work for the elimination of extremes of poverty and wealth
THOU SHALL Recognise the common source and essential oneness of all the world's great religions
THOU SHALL search for the eternal nature of the soul and the essential spiritual nature of life
THOU SHALL work towards Universal education
THOU SHALL search independently for truth
THOU SHALL strive for harmony of true religion with reason and the pursuit of scientific knowledge
THOU SHALL have high moral standards in personal life
THOU SHALL treat others as you would have them treat you
THOU SHALL follow these and the traditional ten commandments

2006-12-12 09:43:16 · answer #6 · answered by Mandi_Moo 2 · 2 0

Thou shalt not rape.
Thou shalt not commit vandalism.
Thou shalt not commit arson.
Thou shalt not commit child abuse.
Thou shalt not commit abduction.
five others, probably a combination of the ones in the Book of Exodus and some of my own

2006-12-12 09:42:29 · answer #7 · answered by professionaleccentric 5 · 2 0

Only 10? I need at least 25 to keep up with modern times..

2006-12-12 09:38:38 · answer #8 · answered by Robert B 7 · 1 1

1.Thou shall smoke alot of green
2. Thou shall not get caught by the piggies with green
3. Thou shallpraise the ganja
4. Thou shall smoke only kill weed
5.Thou shall beat down all holly rollers
6. Thou shall fire it up
7. Thou shall pack abowl
8.Thou shall meet at 420
9.Thou shall be high all day
10. thouh shall not fart near fire

2006-12-12 09:47:22 · answer #9 · answered by Lilmisssassy 4 · 0 0

1. dance to the cha cha slide every 3 hours
2.f**k your b/f or g/f everyday
3.no gay marriages
4.u have a hunfred dallars everyday
5. no school we are all smart atomactally
6.everyone has a job.
7.no one bes mean
8.dress hwo u want
9.anyone can drive
10. cars are free

2006-12-12 09:44:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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