I just feel like I really need a good laugh so please tell me good jokes that I don't know!!
2006-12-12 09:35:48 · 9 answers · asked by Funny Bunny 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
All right, Nicole, give me ur e-mail and I'll e-mail u about the joke!
2006-12-12 09:43:58 · update #1
Gosh!! It is hilarious, but kinda gross. Until now, I have to say, u get the 10 pts!!
2006-12-12 09:52:00 · update #2
http://www.freewebs.com/semperfi8487/afewgoodvideosmisc.htm Watch the very last video. This is my personal homepage, but this video is hilarious. It's what I was gonna e-mail you, but I uploaded it onto here instead.. but my email is my answers profile!
2006-12-12 09:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by Nicole 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A third grade teacher asked if anyone could use the word "loves" in a sentense. One girl raised her hand, and the teacher called on her,"My daddy took me to the zoo, and I loved all the animals, she said. The teacher replied, that she made the right sen tense, but did not use the right word. Another little girl raised her hand, and again the word loved, was used. Finally, one little boy, who usually was in trouble, he raised his hand. The teacher, rolled his eyes, then called on "Zek:". Little Zek relplied "My sister has a sweater she loves". The teacher was shocked, that the trouble-maker used the word correctly. Then Little Zek added, "Her sweater has ten buttons, but her boobs are so big, she can only button eight,
2006-12-12 17:55:10 · answer #2 · answered by jodi b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This morning when I drank my coffee, the ear of the mug broke off, then when I put on my shoes, the one heel broke off, then when I got into my car to go to work, the steering wheel broke off. Now I am too scared to take off my bra!
2006-12-12 17:42:44 · answer #3 · answered by Sunbeam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde put a mirror in front of her at the dinner table?
Her doctor told her she should watch what she eats :)
2006-12-12 17:50:12 · answer #4 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two cannibals were sitting one day eating a clown.
The one cannibal says to the other "Hey does this clown taste funny to you??"
2006-12-12 17:37:39 · answer #5 · answered by Modus Operandi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened."
2006-12-12 17:40:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my pupernickle bread started dancing so i threw my underwear at it.but then it started to attack my sister so i had to let my kitten eat it.
lol.something funni and random.Hope i helped.Happy Holidays!
2006-12-12 17:38:28 · answer #7 · answered by .:♥ Fire Within♥ :. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Cat is wearing a stinky diaper!
2006-12-12 17:37:59 · answer #8 · answered by Cherry 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
what has 4 legs, poops in the yard, and barks at the mailman, and has fur, and has a tail and ryhmes with fog..........................
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A dog, silly goose
2006-12-12 17:39:39 · answer #9 · answered by mr. fancy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋