My penis is slightly crooked, and by slightly I mean majorly. It looks like it's smushed against an invisible plate of glass...to the left.
2006-12-12 09:12:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Maybe you will be the first man to finally hit the Gspot then
2006-12-12 09:18:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think I would get that looked at unless you find a girl who walks tilted to her right then you would make a perfect fit! But I am not suprised your wee wee does this when you are looking at yourself in the mirror (which I am assuming you do by looing at your picture which is scary by the way) and you get turned on you can't screw yourself through the mirror. Stop slamming it into it!
2006-12-12 17:32:33 · answer #2 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Since you call yourself Monkey, can you hang from a tree with that crooked penis?
2006-12-12 17:18:33 · answer #3 · answered by Viviana 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I dont know about your penis problem but the fact that you are sharing it with all of us is a MASSIVE TURN-OFF.
2006-12-12 17:18:55 · answer #4 · answered by EllenThomas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I think as long as your truthful you should be set free but in this case you need to cut that off man!! eww!
2006-12-12 17:16:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow... you too huh...
Mine is so bad I actually have to screw upside down to get proper penetration....
good luck with that...
< shakes head >
2006-12-12 17:16:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
WALK A CROOKED MILE AND
FIND A CROOKED
WOMAN
2006-12-12 17:17:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had a man-o-gram lately?
2006-12-12 17:15:38 · answer #8 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I suppose there are girl's that would like it
2006-12-12 17:18:27 · answer #9 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a penis? DAMN, I thought you were one of those butch lesbian wannabe body-builders....
2006-12-12 17:17:07 · answer #10 · answered by Pie's_Guy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋