2006-12-12 09:05:10 · 9 answers · asked by pinkboogiekitty 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy rear end.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move to a new place... A really good friend will help you move a body.
2006-12-12 09:10:17 · answer #1 · answered by remailer000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a friend is someone who is loyal. who doesnt always agree with you, but respects your opinion. They are not fake and do not require work to be around. They are fun and you are suppose to be able to tell them anything without them getting all crazy.They will do anything for you because you would do the same or just because they are your friend. You could be the poorest ugliest person in the world and they would still be your friend. They understand you like no other and probably knows what you are about to say before you even say it. They hold a special place in your heart that can not be filled by another (if they are your true friend that is). They will not run when times get rough, they will be there to endure and help you through the hard times. Sometimes you will argue, disagree and fight, but you will still respect each other. Because a friend knows when they are wrong and would want to make things go right. They are your partner in crime and they support you in your desicions (if they are logical) sometimes even when you make terrible choices, they will be right there along for the ride.
2006-12-12 10:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by believe19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend is someone that will take time to put your welfare before there friendship. Lets say that you were about to do something really stupid. Your peers would egg you on and laugh behind your back but a friend would tell you the truth and hope you would be wise enough to listen and sympathetic enough when you don't
2006-12-12 09:10:01 · answer #3 · answered by bigdandsoni 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a friend is someone you enjoy hanging out with, someone you talk to about all most anything, spend time with and just have fun, someone you can turn to for advice and or support
someone who doesn't expect anything in return for being your friend or helping you out when you need their help someone who doesn't steal from you or lie to you
but most importantly a friend is not someone who has to convince YOU that they are YOUR friend
Tom AL USA
2006-12-12 09:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by whizbang 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a friend is someone who cairs.love the good and the bad. all times and some one you trust with all your heart. that is a friend.
2006-12-12 14:43:31 · answer #5 · answered by chantell M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone you tell all your secrets,they tell you.You keep the others's secrets,they keep yours.You get along good,and dont backstab eachother.If one is somewhere,then the other is there too.
2006-12-12 09:10:54 · answer #6 · answered by *Brooke* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone that you can talk to about anything, and know that they will be there for you no matter what. Someone that cares about your feelings, someone that you can reveal your happiness and pain, and know that they what you share their happiness and pain also.
2006-12-12 09:09:17 · answer #7 · answered by eeyore6838 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're too young to know.
Stay in school.
2006-12-12 09:08:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, good question. I'm wondering that myself...
2006-12-12 09:14:37 · answer #9 · answered by hevs55 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋