2006-12-12 09:04:37 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
...cos your teeth chatter at a guess...happy hols...lol...btw
2006-12-12 09:07:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's difficult to keep anything at all at the North Pole. It's a real long walk there and you must wrap up warm before you set off.
Ah, ok, go on, I don't know. Why?
2006-12-12 17:23:08 · answer #2 · answered by guernsey_donkey2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everyone knows a woman can;t keep a secret and the way Mrs. Claus sleeps around with the elves ensures that no secret is keep for long!!! On those cold winter nights she does a lot of pillow talk
2006-12-12 17:19:00 · answer #3 · answered by Cherry Berry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know...'why is it difficult to keep a secret at the North Pole?' It is a joke isn't it?
2006-12-12 17:07:47 · answer #4 · answered by floss 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Okay Sky you got me. Why? No! Wait! Father Christmas knows what you are thinking!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
A Wicked Happy Christmas to everyone!
Peace and prosperity to all!
2006-12-12 17:06:10 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You may not believe me, but here it goes…
The weather is so cold that is causes the brain to shrink. It has no room to keep any information other than what is absolutely necessary…ie, alarm code, your name, how to tie your shoes, etc. If anyone tells you something that will exceed your memory limit, you will blurt it out to whomever, whenever.
2006-12-12 17:11:55 · answer #6 · answered by loser 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Theres a big guy bossing around a bunch of kids with funny shoes what do you expect.
2006-12-12 17:08:20 · answer #7 · answered by jason c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because everybody are poles apart !
2006-12-12 17:06:44 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The ice is alwase moving so the secret would have to be constantly moving too.
2006-12-12 17:09:51 · answer #9 · answered by gutterpup 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because Father Christmas does something weird to your mind...........
2006-12-12 18:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by jo jo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because those polar bears are bloody blubbermouths.
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2006-12-12 17:18:15 · answer #11 · answered by chopchubes 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋