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i feel sorry for my self alot and how bad my life sux but maybe if u tell me something that sux about your life ill feel better

2006-12-12 08:53:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

10 answers

I hit a deer with my car today, and have $5000.00 damage to my car, which is only 3 month old.

2006-12-12 08:56:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I was raised by a mom that is bi-polar. She kicked me out several times during my life. The youngest age was 4. She told me to pack my chit and get the frick out of her house. She couldn't stand me, she hated me, and she wished I was never born. She would say hurful things all the time.When my son was born, I was married, she called him a bastard and a slew of other names. One time she got mad and gathered all of me and my 2 sisters baby photo's and other items. Took us outside and burned them right in front of us. Wanna know what's really sad? I'm now 27, I haven't seen her physically in 12 years. My life is wonderful now. I've made it what she never could. But she just moved back into town 1 week ago and i'm afraid of her emotionally. So. That's my sad story.

2006-12-12 16:59:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I went to a funeral yesterday for a guy who had a heart attack and died in the arms of his wife, he was 42 and left behind 5 kids.

Now that sucks, live your life and be happy you never know when it is over.

2006-12-12 16:57:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sure. But it's not my story. It's called:

YOUR SEVERED FOOT WOULD LOOK GOOD ON MY COFFEE TABLE

A big black car is driving through the snow. A rich fat man sits in the back, smoking a cigar, looking pleased with himself. The car stops at traffic lights, and a scruffy man offers to wash the windscreen. The fat man says, hey, come here. Scruffy approaches.

"I'll give you a million dollars," says the fat man, "for your foot."
"Eh?"
"I'm offering to buy your foot. $1,000,000."
"My foot?"
"It'll look good on my coffee table. Here's my business card. You think about it."

The lights change and the fat man drives off.

Scruffy thinks about it. Much as I enjoy having two feet, he thinks, my life isn't great, and I could really do things with $1,000,000. A second foot, he decides, is a luxury he can no longer afford.

Scruffy goes to the railway track, and lies with one foot across it. As the train approaches he leaps up; he can't bear to go through with it.

He tries to find a doctor willing to amputate a perfectly acceptable foot. None is, because of their professional code. Eventually a friend of Scruffy's removes the foot with a saw, while Scruffy is asleep on tranquillisers. Scruffy goes on crutches to see fat man, clutching a box containing his severed foot. The receptionist is reluctant to let him into the building. She speaks to the fat man on the telephone. "A man is here," she says, "about a foot." The fat man doesn't have time to talk, and the receptionist tells Scruffy to wait. He shows her the foot. "How pefectly foul," she says, and runs gagging to the bathroom. When she emerges she phones security and Scruffy is removed from the premises.

Scruffy waits outside the building. When the fat man emerges, Scruffy hobbles towards him. "I've got that foot you ordered," says Scruffy, showing inside the box.

"I don't want your foot, lunatic," says the fat man, and gets into his car.

Scruffy plots the murder of the fat man. Being England it is hard to get a gun, so he gets a knife, and waits for the fat man the next day. When the fat man emerges from the building, Scruffy tries to stab him, but falls on his ****, since he is on crutches.

The fat man laughs at him, and drives off.

Scruffy lies in the snow, crying.

THE END

2006-12-12 16:56:40 · answer #4 · answered by Bert 4 · 0 0

Here you go.

On February 7th, my wife was in the kitchen, cooking.

I walked up to her and put my arms about her in a loving manner, planning on giving her a hug.

She recoiled and bolted away from me. She turned about and said. "My God. You're 50 years old. Why are you still horny?"

So, how bad does your life suck?

2006-12-12 17:08:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm leaving my husband before Christmas. I can't afford Christmas as I have no job. I'm in my mid thirties and have to back home to my parents home. I could go on, but now you have me crying. Now who's life sucks?

2006-12-12 17:01:09 · answer #6 · answered by Katie 4 · 1 0

everyone has low points in their life, but they get better...but misery does love company so...i feel so busy with everything that i have no time for myself and i feel like im in a rut of routine and boredom.

2006-12-12 16:56:45 · answer #7 · answered by Nisey B 2 · 0 0

go to my 360 page i have a sad story under my blog

2006-12-12 16:57:59 · answer #8 · answered by Kay G. 2 · 0 0

Ok. Since I'm not gay I have to date men. Isn't that so sad ;-(

2006-12-12 16:59:30 · answer #9 · answered by JustMe 6 · 0 0

A pig fell in the mud. WAH WAH :(

2006-12-12 16:56:06 · answer #10 · answered by crymsyneyes 2 · 2 1

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