You're standing in an isle at your local store. You bend over to pick up something from the bottom shelf, when IT HAPPENDS!
You did'nt feel it comming, but out ripped a loud one!
You turn around to see if anyone was near. Damn, their was!
Where were they? Right behind you, Looking at the very thing you bent over to get.!
What do you do?
2006-12-12 07:59:55 · 13 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
All of you gave really funny answers! thankyou!!!
2006-12-12 12:04:55 · update #1
I'd say "Whoooaaa, my mother in law's stuffing has this AWFUL effect on me!" and take off to another isle!
2006-12-12 08:02:54 · answer #1 · answered by misskenjr 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Walk away really quickly
2006-12-12 16:05:26 · answer #2 · answered by Chewie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say to the person, "You should see a doctor about that." and quickly walk off.
2006-12-12 16:03:30 · answer #3 · answered by Master Kenobi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say "Excuse me that was just my opinion of the prices here"...and walk away.
2006-12-12 16:05:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
say why burp and taste it when u can fart and waste it lol no really every one does it so just smile and say excuse me and walk off
2006-12-12 16:03:57 · answer #5 · answered by foreverknight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
turn red, and walk away as quickly as I can.
lol
2006-12-12 16:03:06 · answer #6 · answered by cynthetiq 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do another one!!!!!! Stare at em pointedly and ask em why they aren't playing "the game"!
2006-12-12 16:02:49 · answer #7 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
make sure i stay around to see if it smells good. no need to waste a good fart.. and then keep shopping!
2006-12-12 16:04:58 · answer #8 · answered by godisamor 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I look at them and say..."what do you say?". Actually, it has never happened to me, but that is my ideal plan!!!
2006-12-12 16:04:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run, run away quickly.
2006-12-12 16:02:15 · answer #10 · answered by BROWNITE 4-ever 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋