2006-12-12 07:08:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anne Teak 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think they're all just depressed that their high elf cousins got all the roles in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, while they got dumped with The Santa Clause 3.
2006-12-13 18:20:24 · answer #1 · answered by the last ninja 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not really. But they do suffer from a short man complex. You notice they dress very well? Always dapper and well groomed. Not like tall guys which are pretty much slobs. Plus they're always kinda antsy. You know, like little dogs? Always yapping and pissing on your leg. Elfs do that s*** a lot. Best thing is to just hose them down.
2006-12-12 15:45:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL anyone who takes orders from a big fat guy dressed in a fuzzy red uniform has got to have self esteem issues LOL
2006-12-12 15:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by Bean 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I know I would...doing all the work and having some overgrown bloated man taking all the credit....hmmmm not so different then some jobs out here!!
2006-12-12 15:12:21 · answer #4 · answered by KaShae 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, they've got a ton of elf-esteem. All day long, talking about how great they are and how fast they've assembled these toys. It's almost narcissistic.
2006-12-12 15:09:45 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
YES, THEY DO! THEY NEED SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP, BUT UNFORTUNATELY CON'T GO TO A SHRINK, COS A LITTLE MORE SHRINKING AND THEY WILL TOTALLY DISAPPEAR!!!!
2006-12-12 15:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by Stella 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO, they suffer from LOW height!!
2006-12-12 15:10:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
yes
2006-12-12 15:11:27 · answer #8 · answered by Kelly Bundy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Careful now, or they'll stuff you in a stocking!
2006-12-12 15:13:24 · answer #9 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sure, Santa has them working in his sweatshop all year long.
2006-12-12 15:11:39 · answer #10 · answered by chato 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋