should i hold the meetings in a pub so they all look great after a few sherberts???
2006-12-12 06:50:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
You should start off with a load of ugly men and a load of beautiful women in one room and vice versa in another. That way they will all think they are getting a great deal. Then when they are all off their faces, swap the beautiful women with the ugly ones, so ugly goes with ugly... They all get laid thinking they are with someone beautiful, have the best time of their lives and only realise it the next morning when it will be too late... Mwah ha ha ha (Evil Laugh!)
2006-12-12 07:16:12 · answer #1 · answered by Jo_Diva 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I gather you will be there to supervise! I take it, seems as your setting up your own dating agency you have not had much success your self in the past. However it is really nice of you to admit that care about ugly people, that should be reassuring and comforting to know that you care for your self so much.Oh and the pub Great choice all the Girls will fancy after 3 or 4 pints
Good luck!!!!
2006-12-12 07:13:03 · answer #2 · answered by Gilly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends if you are talking 'ugly' as not a classic beauty in the looks department or 'ugly' in terms of personality. Doubt a few sherberts would solve the latter.
2006-12-12 06:54:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, how ugly is ugly enough to join the agency? do u accept all types of ugly, i.e. ugly, butt ugly, fugly.. and so on, or just your average unattractive person? If it's just the unattractive, yes, a pub would be good. If it's the other kind of ugly, you may want to make the social gatherings at a large brewery, where there is alcohol in large quantities. good luck!
2006-12-12 06:56:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, hold the meetings in pubs but don't start them until after 9:30pm so we have a chance to put our beer goggles on!!
2006-12-12 06:56:52 · answer #5 · answered by exning01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, I have fought off the urge to respond to your stupid questions for a long time, but now I feel that enough is enough. If you can't ask a serious question, stop wasting space in this question section. Surely by now you are running low on points unless by some chance you are being picked as the best answer somewhere, which I can't see happening given the quality of the questions you ask. Save this area for people who have real problems and real questions that need to be asked.
2006-12-12 06:59:06 · answer #6 · answered by Captain Cupcake 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What is ugly to you mr? It looks like you've had a few sherberts yourself. Why don't you go home and hold one for your wife?
2006-12-12 06:53:49 · answer #7 · answered by smallebabe 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's a wonderful idea! everyone needs to have a chance at love. Everyone looks great after a saucer of milk! I'm neutered so it wouldn't benefit me none, and plus I am extremely good looking; as you can see from me pic.
2006-12-12 09:42:10 · answer #8 · answered by coolcat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most people, even if they themselves are ugly, don't want an ugly lover. It makes no sense, but it's true. That's especially true of how men are about it. I see the ugliest guys imaginable who think they're worthy of babes.
2006-12-12 06:54:37 · answer #9 · answered by Blackadder 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good idea. Ugly people will have more of a chance of finding someone they can go out with
2006-12-12 06:53:56 · answer #10 · answered by Lick my @sss 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋