"My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat. Sorry!"
"So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay!"
"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?"
"I'm so miserable without you. It's almost like you're here."
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am. That you're not here to ruin it for me."
Looking back over the years that we've been together,I can't help but wonder..."What the hell was I thinking?"
Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband.
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you.
Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike!
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.Now that we've broken up,I think it's time you kept your promise.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
2006-12-12 06:46:57 · 6 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
My personal favorite was the one with religion...lol. i know people like that. it's as though they follow me around, i think. by the way, i think that the Hallmark factories have a designated happiness level...you know, a little clown pointing into the air, saying "You must be this happy to work today..."
wherever you found those, they sure are good for a laugh.
2006-12-12 06:50:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG - those are hysterical!!
Thanks for the smile today!
2006-12-12 06:50:59 · answer #2 · answered by halloweenbride97 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-12 06:49:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is friggin' hilarious.
2006-12-12 06:48:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Babies need warmth
When they're painfully teething
Sorry yours wasn't
When he stopped breathing...
2006-12-12 06:50:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny!
2006-12-12 06:49:01 · answer #6 · answered by justwonderingwhatever 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋