My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat. Sorry!"
"So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay!"
"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?"
"I'm so miserable without you. It's almost like you're here."
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am. That you're not here to ruin it for me."
Looking back over the years that we've been together,I can't help but wonder..."What the hell was I thinking?"
Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband.
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you.
Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike!
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.Now that we've broken up,I think it's time you kept your promise.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
2006-12-12 06:44:41 · 10 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You need to get those to the press no joke they would sell! The Kentucky, Tenessee though hahaha lmao i would have to get used to most of my family comes from there!
2006-12-12 06:57:30 · answer #1 · answered by out dated prod! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So humorous! i understand card writers prefer to rhyme and as a broadcast poet, i will relate. i think of the funniest taking part in cards that have me in stitches are "shoebox taking part in cards" and Maxine is the ideal!! I worked for a pair years in an indicator save and that they actually do have taking part in cards that are this humorous and nasty ones too! he he they have a card for each little thing.
2016-12-30 07:48:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hysterical!
2006-12-12 06:47:20 · answer #3 · answered by E! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah I needed a good laugh! Thank you!
2006-12-12 06:48:58 · answer #4 · answered by Blunt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is hilariousliy horrible i actually wish a card company would be so bold.
2006-12-12 06:50:20 · answer #5 · answered by Tanya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that's cute you should seriously think about getting them published, I'd buy them!!!
2006-12-12 06:48:59 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so was that a question? or were you wanting to apply for a card writing service?
:-)
good luck!
2006-12-12 06:48:20 · answer #7 · answered by Goddess T 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'd buy them!!!
2006-12-12 06:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT!!!!
2006-12-12 06:47:21 · answer #9 · answered by mrjohntesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the giggles.
2006-12-12 06:51:19 · answer #10 · answered by fucose_man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋