"My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat. Sorry!"
"So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay!"
"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?"
"I'm so miserable without you. It's almost like you're here."
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am. That you're not here to ruin it for me."
Looking back over the years that we've been together,I can't help but wonder..."What the hell was I thinking?"
Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband.
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you.
Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike!
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.Now that we've broken up,I think it's time you kept your promise.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
2006-12-12 06:38:15 · 13 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
thanks for the laugh...I needed it!!! lol...when they are having a bad day...they go home and have sex with their partners and come back to work a different person happy to write
2006-12-12 06:42:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So humorous! i know card writers prefer to rhyme and as a revealed poet, i will relate. i think of the funniest taking part in cards that have me in stitches are "shoebox taking part in cards" and Maxine is the superb!! I labored for a pair years in an indicator keep and that they actually do have taking part in cards that are this humorous and nasty ones too! he he they have a card for each thing.
2016-12-11 07:46:43 · answer #2 · answered by casco 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are the cards that end up at Spencers in the Joke department
2006-12-12 06:41:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is what happens:
Times are tough
Times are hard
So here's you're f***ing Christmas card!
2006-12-12 06:42:30 · answer #4 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-12-12 06:41:21 · answer #5 · answered by Ebony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad cards
2006-12-12 06:41:08 · answer #6 · answered by Kelly Bundy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it rains and somebody dies. and of course i like it here grandma' it's warm...i almost feel my feet
2006-12-12 06:43:26 · answer #7 · answered by Ioana 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hohoho hahaha
2006-12-12 06:41:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! :)
2006-12-12 06:42:35 · answer #9 · answered by ROR 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he, good one
2006-12-12 06:43:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋