While answering another question, I thought of this one. Mine is:
Last time my grandma got me something it was a disgusting ceramic pig. She said she bought it for me because I like animals which was sweet, but it was a sow and it had HUGE teats as if it had been nursing. It's the most obscene thing I've ever owned. I keep it in the way back of my closet with my ********* and dildo and various other things I don't want people who prowl around my house to find.
What's the worst gift you ever got? lol
2006-12-12 06:36:28 · 20 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's kind of a mood killer, though- going to get the dildo and seeing that pig...
2006-12-12 06:41:43 · update #1
a lump of coal
2006-12-12 06:45:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was married, one year my husband bought me a door for Christmas. We were living with his mother and the front door was banged up pretty bad. You couldn't really see out of the peep hole thingy, and I used to tell him to replace the hole thing so when someone knocks, we can see who it is. Well, one Christmas he bought me a door and put a big red bow on it. It leaned up against the hallway wall for about 6 months because the bastard didn't know how to put it on, so every time we got into an argument, he'd say, "if you don't like it, there's the door"...and he'd point into the hallway....Who wants a door for a gift?
2006-12-12 06:45:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On my seventh birthday my aunt and uncle gave me a jigsaw puzzle which became a photo of Princess Ann in a crib. at the same time as my aunt exceeded me the parcel I shook it and guessed what it became and (because I actually have continuously hated jigsaws) I only stated, before eliminating the paper "Oh no, it really is a flippin' jigsaw." My mom became horrified and made me apologise profusely and he or she did so herself on my behalf. the actually different social gathering at the same time as i became fairly disenchanted became on my twenty first birthday (which in our day became the day you've been seen an human being). I had some money from my father and mom yet then my mom exceeded me a small wrapped field. when I took off the wrapping paper it printed a watch field (a field which 'once' had had a watch in it) and that i concept my father and mom had also bought me a watch. I opened the field and interior became a necklace. The beads were crystals and my mom defined that it became 0.5 of a crystal necklace that were my grandma's and he or she (my mom) had damaged it. She had had it made into 2 necklaces by using having 0.5 the beads placed on a silver chain (which ran by using the beads. the different 0.5 became for my sister-in-regulation. i became by no potential into rings on the instantaneous and became really disenchanted (because i'd have favourite a watch) yet tried fairly demanding no longer to educate it as I had performed on my seventh birthday. i imagine mom guessed all a similar. humorous ingredient is that many years down the line i began donning the necklace and easily like it to on the present time. It glints superbly and is between the nicest products of jewellery I own. unusual how we replace. My grandma died only many years after my twenty first birthday and my mom died actually some months in the past at a ripe previous age.
2016-10-18 04:23:59 · answer #3 · answered by gaffke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My grammy got me a HUGE dildo once for xmas. I ended up putting in the back of my closet next to my ceramic pig... :P
2006-12-12 06:40:23 · answer #4 · answered by ExpertOfNothing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple years ago my best friend gave me a huge tub of animal crackers for a Christmas gift. It wasn't horrible by any means, but I'm not sure what made her think I wanted it. I felt like I was 5 years old. :) Needless to say, after that, I suggested we just go out to dinner instead of exchanging gifts.
2006-12-12 06:40:18 · answer #5 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother-in-law bought me a shirt that was a horrible corral color and had beads and sequins around the neck, beside all that I am tall so you would think that she would take that in to account... she bought me a 8 petite pair of pants to go with it (my size is 8 tall).
I acted happy and preteded to like it, then got home put it in a box of junk and goodwill got it the next day.
2006-12-12 06:47:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-12 19:17:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
$5 in a card from the grandparents who were filthy rich. It's not like they were poor!! I was 12 years old at the time. ...they are now deceased. I will never do that to my grandkids when i become of age to have them.
2006-12-12 06:39:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not getting sock after specifically asking for some.
2006-12-12 06:44:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Expired bag of coffee with a used mug.
2006-12-12 06:39:30 · answer #10 · answered by Ether Fumes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Hello Kitty Vibrator.
2006-12-12 06:38:20 · answer #11 · answered by eren m 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋