"the price is wrong BIT**"
said by Happy Gilmore to Bob Barker
2006-12-12 04:56:58
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answered by strwrs7772000 3
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Definitely the scene in Bad Santa where the midget is insulting Billy Bobs character at the table. At the end of the long string of insults he says and not in these words, ....everything about you is ugly. MUST SEE lol
2006-12-12 06:18:04
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answered by belle 2
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"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!" Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Basically any quotes from this movie are excellent, especailly by the crazy French guard.
"Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?" Heathers. Best teenage movie EVER!
2006-12-12 05:30:15
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answered by ivybear98 3
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"Wooohooowoohoowoo! It's an entire moon this night! I feel I understand in which they discovered Jimmy Hoffa! This guy's so fats that whenever he turns round, it is his birthday." (Reggie Warrington to Sherman Klump, in The Nutty Professor) "Reggie, your breath stinks such a lot, individuals are watching ahead in your fart." (Buddy Love, turning the tables on Reggie Warrington, in The Nutty Professor) "You nonetheless hanging up bricks? What is that this a mason's conference? Let's give up correct now and accumulate up these kind of bricks and construct a refuge for the homeless in order that your mom can have a position to reside." (Billy Hoyle in White Men Can't Jump) "Heywood leads the league in such a lot offensive classes, adding nostril hair." (Cleveland Indians radio play-by way of-play guy Harry Doyle on New York Yankee slugger Clu Haywood, in Major League)
2016-09-03 07:24:58
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answered by darland 4
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Pretty much anything that comes out of Jack Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets" like, when a young woman asks him how he writes about woman so well he says 'I think of a man, and then I take away all his sense of logic and reason'. "Bridget Jones' Diary" when Bridget responds to Daniel about her leaving her job 'If staying here means being within 20 feet of you, I'd rather have a job wiping Sadam Huesen's as_!'
2006-12-12 05:17:06
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answered by michael c 4
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I don't know if it's the best, but it is damn funny - in Wedding Crashers when John finds out Jeremy is marrying Gloria and he calls Jeremy "white trash" and "hillbilly". It's just hilarious. Even better when he shows up at the wedding and apologizes, he's like "I don't even know what that means." lol.
2006-12-12 05:26:37
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answered by Anonymous
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"Lighten up Francis" - Sgt Hulka from Stripes
"Does Barry Manilow know you raided his wardrobe?" - John Bender from The Breakfast Club
"There's something wrong with his Umgatta Oblatta" - Colonel Sanders to the Waterboy from Waterboy
2006-12-12 05:04:56
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answered by ? 6
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Anything by Groucho Marx.
"I can see you now, bending over a hot stove... But I can't see the stove."
"You're right. I'm sorry I called you a baboon. It isn't fair to the rest of the baboons."
Just anything.
OOOH, and in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, there's some good ones.
"He's taking his bath." "Oh really? Where are they hosin' him down?"
"Shut up!" "Make me!" "I don't make monkeys, I just train them!"
2006-12-12 05:01:54
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answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6
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"Hey laserlips! Your mother was snowblower!
-#5 to the other robot in Short Circuit
2006-12-13 14:28:10
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answered by chess19902000 2
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Are you crazy or just plain stupid! Bubba's mother in Forest Gump.
2006-12-12 05:31:03
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answered by Adrienne C 3
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