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2006-12-12 04:48:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Royalty

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How do you get tickets to the very creepy Princess Diana Memoral Concert? The Princess Diana Memorial Concert is in July but chances are u won't be going to it. Not because the idea of a memorial concert for an over-privileged woman with an eating disorder who nobody really liked before she died featuring the stomach-churning line-up of Elton John, Duran Duran & Andrew Lloyd Webber quite rightly makes u want to run into the sea & not stop until u reach the safety of another country but cos 60,000 red-eyed housewives with embroideries of Diana as an angel on their walls have already beaten u to it. The gig sold out 1/2 an hour after the tickets went on sale & that's without Paul McCartney inevitably announcing he'll close the concert with a version of Hey Jude so preposterously stretched out people will wish it was him who bit it in Paris. The organisers have promised more acts that reflect Diana's tastes which means Chris De Burgh will either sing Lady In Red or use the freaky power of his magical hands to reanimate Dianas body & make her bodypop to Elton. It's been a decade since she died & events still burn brightly. Weirdos buying more flowers & generally being sadder than they were when members of their own family died, weirdos ironically throwing so many flowers at the hearse of a woman who died in a car crash that they almost caused a bigger car crash, weirdos starting fights in Woolies because they overheard teenagers questioning the words in Elton John's shoite Candle In The Wind single, pretty much a lot of weirdos doing all sorts of stupid things but Diana's memory still lives on. For instance, David Hasselhoff remembers Diana because she almost had sex with him & George Michael remembers Diana because she almost had sex with him. What about the rest of us, the ones Diana didn't want to have sex with. Luckily Prince William & his titty-groping brother Prince Harry have organised a special concert for these plebs "The Diana Didn't Want To Have Sex With You But Here's Andrew Lloyd Webber Anyway Memorial Concert". Deep joy.

2006-12-14 22:35:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Tickets go on sale tomorrow 9am - date of gig is actually July 7th - http://www.concertfordiana.com

2006-12-12 04:52:05 · answer #2 · answered by demnity 3 · 0 0

they are going to be available via website from tomorrow morning

www.concertfordiana.com @ £45 each.

Good luck!

watch E-Bay for resale prices they will go through the roof!

2006-12-12 04:55:58 · answer #3 · answered by london.oval 5 · 0 0

I for one are not interested especially with charly boys woman
going.Its a disgrace.

2006-12-16 04:16:35 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0 0

IT GAVE A WEB SITE ON CHANNEL 3 TONIGHT BUT I DIDNT WRITE IT DOWN ONLY THING YOU CAN DO I RING ITV IF YOU ARE IN ENGLAND .LEEDS OR LONDON ITS ON JULY THE 1ST ON HER BIRTHDAY AS ITS MINE ON SAME DAY NOT THE 7TH AS SOMEONE SAID

2006-12-12 07:22:03 · answer #5 · answered by zippy 5 · 0 0

should be good, and they will sell out very quick

2006-12-14 15:34:10 · answer #6 · answered by ringo711 6 · 0 0

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