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I need to represent my hood and become the #1 MAC DADDY for all of you ladies. i know how to dance really good and i am also one to the few black people who is into bondage (dont tie me up though)
Give a good answer so i can get all of the fly honeys and show them my smooth skills
Its hard out here for a pimp.

2006-12-12 04:24:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

23 answers

jump! off a really high bridge
or you could get an education and a job helping underprivileged kids and become a productive member of society

2006-12-12 04:26:22 · answer #1 · answered by DR. WHO 3 · 2 1

Stop saying words like pimp presence and mac daddy so girls will take you seriously and give you more

ps- i think Pfil is a serial killer

2006-12-12 04:28:07 · answer #2 · answered by tjae 1 · 3 2

Kill and flay a ho and hang her body outside a bank. Make an example of her so people know not to mess with you. Some b itches get choked, right, but you're the only pimp that'll FLAY a b itch.

2006-12-12 04:26:41 · answer #3 · answered by Masta Batang Dollar Billz 5 · 1 4

Pass out business cards! Put up a billboard. Advertise on Cable.

2006-12-12 04:26:27 · answer #4 · answered by marie1257 4 · 1 2

I am completely NOT impressed with you or any other PIMP. You are so laughable! Go crawl back under the rock you just emerged from.

2006-12-12 04:26:55 · answer #5 · answered by Starla_C 7 · 2 2

Advertising always works wonders. A billboard in the hood. those signs on the top or back of taxis.

Have your girls pass out cards for a discount from you, so you really get return business

2006-12-12 04:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

With that attitude, you are going to be one broke @ss pimp.

2006-12-12 04:30:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Oh honey your little post just says it all. All hail to the P.I.M.P.

Don't forget to shake whatcha Momma gave you and don that purple feather hat with PRIDE dammit, PRIDE!

Power to the People

2006-12-12 04:28:39 · answer #8 · answered by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 · 0 3

The best way to take care of a pimple is to pop it.

There you go BIG MAC!

2006-12-12 04:27:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

A real pimp? walk wit hoes next to u!

2006-12-12 04:32:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

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